Character: Robert

- Please, stay, drink with us a Cup of tea.
No, I don't want to bother you. We go.
- No bother, tea will be even tastier, if it is drunk at the same table with a lady like you.

Hello, as soon as my daughter learned that in a parcel fabric for the dress, she was already out of his hands.
- Of course.
- All girls are the same, right?

I sleep with the cook in the "pigsty", instead of having to sleep with the model in "the barn", all for you to leave Jacqueline alone in the hen house and moved to a model in "the barn". And you want to say that it's caviar, not a bunch of bird droppings?

- Wait.
- What's the matter?
- Doesn't add up, that's what.
- Converges.
- No.
- What's the problem?
- There is a problem. You're crazy.
- What?
- And then! You said you were crazy never admit it.
- Ahhh.. Okay. Argument.
- So how did you confess?
- Well, just... I'm dead.

- ... A sure sign that you're crazy is the inability to ask the question: "not if I'm crazy?"
Even if the answer is "Yes"?
Cuckoo spit on it.

Crazy not talking about their illness. <...> they Have other things to do, believe me.

If you can't sleep - do the math.

This city has provided me with a complete victory, and you know why? Because people fucking don't, except obsequious TV, stash booze and a Blowjob on Saturday night.

Who can compare with my Mathilde,
Shining sparkles in her black eyes,
As the stars in the sky autumn nights!

Could it be truly free if he thinks and acts only for themselves? The Lord gave us free will so we could choose his love. He wanted us to have consciously made their choice as adults. If you ask me: "a Christian I?", I will answer you: if you strive to do good - you are a true Christian. If you don't want to hurt and deceive - you are a true Christian. If you are truthful with yourself and treat people the way I would like them to treat you - you are a Christian. The more a person demonstrates their commitment to Christianity, the less I am inclined to believe that the Christianity that he preached. The Lord has told us that true faith has the freedom to choose the right. How you Express it, no matter whether you are Christian or atheist. Most importantly, the truth was in your heart.

- Well, who are you?
Janlin, I'm Roger, your ex-husband!
- Yeah, and I'm your guardian angel. I ask, who are you?!

The gears are like people. If you've been together long enough, then lapped each other in the end.
- That is, over time, any cohabitation possible?
- I am convinced.

And how much would cost such a machine, if we manage to make it run?
- Imagine a very, very large sum. You have one in mind?
- Oh, Yes! [smiles]
Maybe you made a mistake, underestimating her.
- You manage to say a lot without saying anything!
- I will take that as a compliment.

- Robert, do you believe that love can be fake?
Well... If you remember your words about fraud in the art, it may not be a complete fake.
- If only love can be attributed to art.
- What would be fun, right? It could be put up for auction and the best bidder could relive the greatest love story.