Character: Dr. Steve Nefarius

So, on the new! "Night of namby-pamby" - act three, scene four. The willingness on the set! And... Action!
- Oh! I have interrupted you?
- Lawrence! I'm here rehearsing for my epic-romantic-Aksenovo-Comedy space Opera!
- Excuse me, sir. I just thought that it would be prudent to tell you that Clank is heading to the chamber of Orvus.
- Excellent! The long-awaited moment is coming! Now, nothing more to discuss...
But there is only one little problem...
- CHAAAAAAARK! You can't let them interfere with our plans! Track them down and destroy!
- Copy that, sir.

- Lawrence!
- Already here, sir.
- Activate the field of gratuitous immobilization.
- Should I prepare mnemonic station again?
- No. I have a better idea.
- But sir...
Patience Lawrence. We have all the Time in the Universe.

- Come on, come on. Jump!
Dr. Nefarious! I should have known that you're behind all this. Where you hold me?
- Don't you recognize it? It's your house! Great Watch! A miracle of science and sorcery, developed svetleishii Case and built exactly in the center of the Universe!.. Plus or minus 50 feet.
- Curious how you managed to fool Zoni from the desire for retribution?
- "Revenge"? Think I went through all this trouble just for the sake of vengeance? And after all, they call me selfish! Let's just say even the little things like revenge - it's all in the past now.

And, my sworn enemy! And where is all your wit now?
- Sir, Zoni interested in our progress.
- Grrrr. And how long do we have to pretend to be friends with these fools?
- Sir does not remember anything. You need to fix it.
- Yes, I mend, mend... Okay, look... Favorite color is green, favorite number is eighty-three billion and four seventh, blah-blah-blah...
[The computer shows a lock]
- No. No! Blocked again! He's here, Lawrence! Somewhere in this brain is the key to the Chamber of Orvus!
No Camera Orvus!
- Your Sonesta, if only we could at least sneak a peek into the Camera.
- No Camera! Camera only for the Lord!
Great. In this case, our "cooperation" came to an end. Say Hello to...
Not with Hypersonic Mshowinvoketime hour?
- ... Hypersonic Mshowinvoketime! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

You are unbelievably pathetic!
Nefarious? Give up, you're dead. As commander of the Rangers... um... he [ratchet] puts you under arrest.
What? I?!
Certainly! Arrest him for the heinous crimes against the galaxy!
- "Crimes"?! The real crime is your me treatment! The Rangers didn't even give me a decent lab!
- We have a strictly limited budget.
- You called me "egghead nerd"!
- It was in a good way.
Day after day I'm like a slave, creating weapons and gadgets to make you look a hero! But you're not! You're not even the villain! You galactic jester!
Maybe. But today I'm laughing through your tears!
Wait! What?! This is nonsense!
- But, no!
- And so Yes! In your brain mixed up "laughter through tears" and "the last laugh".
- Well, you decide.
- But so wrong! Listen. If you use the idiom, it should make sense and fit the situation!
Look, I have tried hundreds of expressions - they can't all be superior. Put your hands up.
Only over your dead body!

Dr. Nefarious! The mad scientist who created all this beauty.
- "Mad" is when problems with the brain. I'm more of a vengeful scientist.