Cartoon: Ratchet and Clank: Galactic Rangers (Ratchet & Clank)



Hey, are you still here? All logos and other things has ended. So, all the end. Go on, shoo! Any additional scenes will be! Eh... If I find out who started all this nonsense, I gave him such a kick plummet... I said get out!
Quote Explanation: The scene after the credits.
№ 274350   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:58
You are unbelievably pathetic!
Nefarious? Give up, you're dead. As commander of the Rangers... um... he [ratchet] puts you under arrest.
What? I?!
Certainly! Arrest him for the heinous crimes against the galaxy!
- "Crimes"?! The real crime is your me treatment! The Rangers didn't even give me a decent lab!
- We have a strictly limited budget.
- You called me "egghead nerd"!
- It was in a good way.
Day after day I'm like a slave, creating weapons and gadgets to make you look a hero! But you're not! You're not even the villain! You galactic jester!
Maybe. But today I'm laughing through your tears!
Wait! What?! This is nonsense!
- But, no!
- And so Yes! In your brain mixed up "laughter through tears" and "the last laugh".
- Well, you decide.
- But so wrong! Listen. If you use the idiom, it should make sense and fit the situation!
Look, I have tried hundreds of expressions - they can't all be superior. Put your hands up.
Only over your dead body!
№ 274295   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:51
- The earthquake!
- What's going on?!
- Oh, I called friends.
№ 274294   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:51
- I knew I'd find you here.
- Clank? I... I'm not going back. My place is here. You were right - the glory is overrated. Especially if you're not nice that caused a complete disaster.
- It wasn't a complete disaster. Evacuation of NOVALIS was a success: no one died or was injured.
But people have lost their homes. And for that, I must take responsibility.
You blame yourself and take responsibility - not the same thing. If you want to be responsible, other time to do it right.
- "Another time?"
- The DRAC in the list is another goal. And while Quark is working with the enemy, the Rangers need you, like never before. And I'm prepared to offer you any help, partner.
№ 274293   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:51
My dear Victor. You've been a wonderful friend and companion. Honest, faithful, rusty... I mean, really rusty - all the station heard. But we will honor you with a moment of silence in gratitude for your sacrifice. We will miss you.
№ 274291   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:51
- ... Your proto-suit all beeping, day and night. Voices call you back. These are your Rangers are persistent...
- Yes, thank you, Grim. I in the morning everything will shut down.
Hey, I remember that. You pinned me to the garage and got my rocket sled ride. No fear, no check - you push start and race away. Heh-heh-heh. Three police officers barely caught you up and explained how to brake...
I just wanted to achieve something. Wanted to be useful, you know?
- Eh... I was never good at advice, but I know one thing: to be a hero, to do great things, and correct.
- You know? And not bad advice.
Thank you. Sometimes rolls...
№ 274290   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:51
- Let's start our show! Cause New Quart!
- NEW-A QUART!!!
- How's it been, Victor?
- EXCELLENT!!!
№ 274288   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:50
Dr. Nefarious! The mad scientist who created all this beauty.
- "Mad" is when problems with the brain. I'm more of a vengeful scientist.
№ 274248   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:45
- I have at least three deadly combos that I would like to show you.
- Get me out of this hole soon!..
№ 274247   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:45
- You're not good for us.
But I - I brave!
- Yes, but unfortunately, your bravery is enclosed in a skinny clumsy shell. Besides, you have a questionable past...
- Yeah, I see a lot of drives. And possession of gravitational repul'sor...
It was a misunderstanding - I thought it was a new coffee maker.
- ... control contraband accelerator...
- "Management" - it loudly. It exploded immediately after launch.
... is a distortion of the space-time continuum...
Funny story, not so simple...
- You're reckless, out of control and dangerous! And it's my thing!
- Wait! Give me a chance!
- Sorry, no "Galaxy is in danger!" Go home and remember: you are capable of feats... if you're me.
№ 274246   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:45
- RET, you're a mechanic from birth. Responsive, but brainless.
- "Mindless"?! Some nasty word. I'd say "carefree". Before kidding? Clearly, before.
- You know, it was hard for you. But this can't continue. What's going on with you?
I think I can do better. I always wanted to be a Galactic Ranger and do exploits, as captain Quark.
- RET, you want a tip mechanics? Less, dream - less and frustration.
- Come On, Grim. Let me go out for an hour. If I could just go to the spaceport on the selection.
- You promised to help me with the proton-cleaning all vehicles on the plateau. It's almost summer. We all expect!
- First, there is perpetual summer - we're in the desert, Grim. And secondly, my promise stands, and nothing at all could happen. Especially for one hour.
- Eh...
- Yes! You're the best friend, Grim. Never doubted it! Come back, do not blink an eye!
№ 274245   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:45
Why do you, ratchet? How can?!
- Come on! It's a whole! He fell into the ivy.
- Poisonous!
№ 274244   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:45
We shall conquer this planet! And grab her roughly, boldly and with style!
№ 274243   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:44
Why repair when you can improve?
№ 274242   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:44
Space is an amazing place full of mysteries and risks, and... um... coolness!
№ 274240   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:44