Character: captain Quark

Victory again for you, technology!

- "Danger! Threat! Unidentified anomaly detected".
- Hold on! Turn to evade maneuvers.
- Oh, no! We're all gonna die! Well at least I put on clean underwear!
Will you shut up finally? We shall not die. Aphelion, turn on the gravity stabilizer.
- "Failure. Stabilizers are disabled. Engines are off-line. The landing flaps disabled."
'Well, you see, we die.
Yeah, now I ought to wash my undies.

Space. It's huge. If you lose it the car keys, they will be almost impossible to find. Fortunately for Ratchet, captain Copernicus Leslie Quark was in. His mission is to free the only friend lombax. Yes, without Lanka, ratchet was alone in the Universe. Alone, alone, alone!
- You know, that ship ejector seat?
- I'm sorry. I think you could say that I'm too excited to go back to heroic deeds. Oh, Yes! This wild stallion was in the stall too long!
- Hmm. Look, just look at both. Talvin said, this sector is crawling with mercenaries.
Don't worry, buddy. Nothing will escape my watchful eye!

- The twins used a cheap likeness of Serenitea. If only the present was safe.
- Don't worry. He's put in a secure wing of the Museum of Intergalactic History. There they do not break.
- And if we destroy that, the Program will not be able to get "nothing". Latched, need to get on Silex.
Yes... Let's hold in this sector, which is full of evil cosmodemonic...
- Relax, Quark. There are no demons. But if you want to support us from orbit, or...
- Solved! I will patrol the space.

I'm so sorry Kronke and Severe. They were the real heroes.
- Thank You, Quark. I...
- My friend, pour me your soul. I am ready to share your pain.
Okay... too Much... pain...
- Release the pain. All - without a trace. Don't be ashamed of tears, our brave lombax.
- Enough!

- Some people here need a Savior?
- No... well, Yes. We need it.

You are unbelievably pathetic!
Nefarious? Give up, you're dead. As commander of the Rangers... um... he [ratchet] puts you under arrest.
What? I?!
Certainly! Arrest him for the heinous crimes against the galaxy!
- "Crimes"?! The real crime is your me treatment! The Rangers didn't even give me a decent lab!
- We have a strictly limited budget.
- You called me "egghead nerd"!
- It was in a good way.
Day after day I'm like a slave, creating weapons and gadgets to make you look a hero! But you're not! You're not even the villain! You galactic jester!
Maybe. But today I'm laughing through your tears!
Wait! What?! This is nonsense!
- But, no!
- And so Yes! In your brain mixed up "laughter through tears" and "the last laugh".
- Well, you decide.
- But so wrong! Listen. If you use the idiom, it should make sense and fit the situation!
Look, I have tried hundreds of expressions - they can't all be superior. Put your hands up.
Only over your dead body!

- I have at least three deadly combos that I would like to show you.
- Get me out of this hole soon!..

- You're not good for us.
But I - I brave!
- Yes, but unfortunately, your bravery is enclosed in a skinny clumsy shell. Besides, you have a questionable past...
- Yeah, I see a lot of drives. And possession of gravitational repul'sor...
It was a misunderstanding - I thought it was a new coffee maker.
- ... control contraband accelerator...
- "Management" - it loudly. It exploded immediately after launch.
... is a distortion of the space-time continuum...
Funny story, not so simple...
- You're reckless, out of control and dangerous! And it's my thing!
- Wait! Give me a chance!
- Sorry, no "Galaxy is in danger!" Go home and remember: you are capable of feats... if you're me.

Space is an amazing place full of mysteries and risks, and... um... coolness!

Remember: if the muscles are sore - then grow, and if not sick - you are skiving.