Game: Ratchet & Clank: A Crack in Time



- Sir, might I suggest that you put the rifle on safe, so as not to kill anyone else of the soldiers?
- It's not even loaded, you idiot! Look!
[The weapon is loaded, and his volley ricocheted off the walls in the back of one of the robots]
- I shouldn't have to leave school dentists...
- Argh! Next!
№ 302995   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 21:27
So, on the new! "Night of namby-pamby" - act three, scene four. The willingness on the set! And... Action!
- Oh! I have interrupted you?
- Lawrence! I'm here rehearsing for my epic-romantic-Aksenovo-Comedy space Opera!
- Excuse me, sir. I just thought that it would be prudent to tell you that Clank is heading to the chamber of Orvus.
- Excellent! The long-awaited moment is coming! Now, nothing more to discuss...
But there is only one little problem...
- CHAAAAAAARK! You can't let them interfere with our plans! Track them down and destroy!
- Copy that, sir.
№ 302993   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 21:21
- Quark, come in. Welcome.
- Glad to hear your voice, Ratchet. They locked us up in prison cells, and... They are food. Oh, thank heaven, they brought... Water from the tap?! Oh, you beasts!
№ 302984   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 20:42
Victory again for you, technology!
Quote Explanation: Quark defused with the help of the energy trap.
№ 302981   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 20:33
- "Danger! Threat! Unidentified anomaly detected".
- Hold on! Turn to evade maneuvers.
- Oh, no! We're all gonna die! Well at least I put on clean underwear!
Will you shut up finally? We shall not die. Aphelion, turn on the gravity stabilizer.
- "Failure. Stabilizers are disabled. Engines are off-line. The landing flaps disabled."
'Well, you see, we die.
Yeah, now I ought to wash my undies.
№ 302978   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 20:24
Space. It's huge. If you lose it the car keys, they will be almost impossible to find. Fortunately for Ratchet, captain Copernicus Leslie Quark was in. His mission is to free the only friend lombax. Yes, without Lanka, ratchet was alone in the Universe. Alone, alone, alone!
- You know, that ship ejector seat?
- I'm sorry. I think you could say that I'm too excited to go back to heroic deeds. Oh, Yes! This wild stallion was in the stall too long!
- Hmm. Look, just look at both. Talvin said, this sector is crawling with mercenaries.
Don't worry, buddy. Nothing will escape my watchful eye!
№ 302974   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 20:12
- Lawrence!
- Already here, sir.
- Activate the field of gratuitous immobilization.
- Should I prepare mnemonic station again?
- No. I have a better idea.
- But sir...
Patience Lawrence. We have all the Time in the Universe.
№ 302969   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 19:45
- Come on, come on. Jump!
Dr. Nefarious! I should have known that you're behind all this. Where you hold me?
- Don't you recognize it? It's your house! Great Watch! A miracle of science and sorcery, developed svetleishii Case and built exactly in the center of the Universe!.. Plus or minus 50 feet.
- Curious how you managed to fool Zoni from the desire for retribution?
- "Revenge"? Think I went through all this trouble just for the sake of vengeance? And after all, they call me selfish! Let's just say even the little things like revenge - it's all in the past now.
Quote Explanation: 50 feet is about 15 meters.
№ 302967   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 19:39
And, my sworn enemy! And where is all your wit now?
- Sir, Zoni interested in our progress.
- Grrrr. And how long do we have to pretend to be friends with these fools?
- Sir does not remember anything. You need to fix it.
- Yes, I mend, mend... Okay, look... Favorite color is green, favorite number is eighty-three billion and four seventh, blah-blah-blah...
[The computer shows a lock]
- No. No! Blocked again! He's here, Lawrence! Somewhere in this brain is the key to the Chamber of Orvus!
No Camera Orvus!
- Your Sonesta, if only we could at least sneak a peek into the Camera.
- No Camera! Camera only for the Lord!
Great. In this case, our "cooperation" came to an end. Say Hello to...
Not with Hypersonic Mshowinvoketime hour?
- ... Hypersonic Mshowinvoketime! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
№ 302958   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 19:12
Have I ever told you about my son? A wonderful boy. And quite resourceful! He was born in the factory robotics in the Solana galaxy. But, to be more precise, it was created by me and is much further from this place. My son has many names - XJ-0461, B5429671... but this Universe it is known as Clank.
№ 302930   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 13:06
The ancients warned us that Time is like a living being. It "breathes". It is powerful. It's beautiful. And at the same time it is cruel. Only it can subdue the most formidable army, to erect the most impenetrable mountains and all the oceans turn to dust.
But even Time can be vulnerable. There are certainly those who seek to possess it. To distort it by becoming his perverted thoughts. And when that happens, the universe is going to need real heroes who will fix it.
№ 302922   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 11:06
Can the duo save Time?
Will these two to save Time?
№ 302373   Added MegaMozg 28-09-2017 / 20:24