Character: Rose O'reilly
You know, I, too, David's name.
- Really?
- Yes, I'm serious.
Oh, so you are serious? And what's your name?
- Barbara.
- Barbara?
- Yes, in honor of my mom.
- I knew that you dolt. That is, you type Barbara Jr.?
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- You will all die. But together as a family. Worthy.
- But we're not real family, I don't even know who these people are!
What?
She's right, it's the absolute truth. No, we're not related to each other - at all!
- No, we're just friends.
- [chorus] WE're NOT FRIENDS!!!
- I am a simple, ordinary drug dealer, I sell cheap weed, you know? You think my daughter? It was just a homeless punk. Honestly. And my "son"? This is a nerd who lives in the neighborhood. We don't even like. And my "wife" - she, in fact, a cheap stripper.
- Well, thank you, David, class.
- We won't tell anyone...
Wait, wait, you're in short trousers and terrible shoes a stripper?
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- I'd like to discuss with you a few... small changes in the policy of our club.
- For example?
- I wish you were doing with customers sex for money.
- What!? This is completely illegal, Todd.
- Come on, you're not going to tell anyone. Besides, I need something to compete with the bastards that opened across the street.
You mean the Apple store?
- Yes, they are ruining us!
Quote Explanation: Rose stripper.
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