Character: Love



- Sir, do you have weapons for us? So we were safer.
- Know how to shoot?
- Of course.
- Actually, Yes we shoot. Champions "Call of Duty". And "Modern Warfare" too. PS3.
№ 284890   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:34
- Hardik, why he is not dead?
Because he's already dead.
- While their wet?
I do not know. Aim for the heart!
- No effect.
- Then aim for the balls.
- They have all the members do not work. And eggs too bent.
№ 284887   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:34
My this cute. Love you here is the Spitfire. Bunny, you wanna get that fat.
- And why was I always fat? I want the pretty one!
Shut up. You're not on a date... why are they all coming at me?!
Because you never respected girls. And now they'll take you out. The way of karma.
№ 284885   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:33
- What do we know about zombies?
- What do we know, what we have learned. Okay. We know nothing, and have learned the same crap. Yes.
Exactly. All we know is that they are always hungry, and we are their food!
And they slowly go. I can't run.
- Yes, exactly.
- Yes, and we are the Champions-athletes.
№ 284883   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:33
- If they bite, we too such will be?
- Cool. But check it will not.
№ 284881   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:33
I know who they are.
- Who? Evil dead?
- They are zombies.
- Zombie? But.. here in India there are only Gods and ghosts. Where is zombies?
- Globalization!
№ 284879   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:33
- What's going on? What does it all mean?
- I have something like seen in some horror movie. I just don't remember which. Wait a minute. I know who they are. They can't stand sunlight. Their bodies start to melt.
- Correctly. Here only the night now is not very dark.
- Probably, I with the vampires confused.
- Well, at least now we know it's not vampires.
Yeah. Because if they are vampires, it would, of course, saved us.
Hey, have you seen their feet? They turned back? That is the opposite.
- Shut Up, Bunny. It is the witches. The witch feet are. And of course, they are back to not moving. Fact.
- So are ghosts. Ghosts, which are visible during the day. The ghosts of mutants.
- The cross. We show them the cross and they flee.
- I have a cross. What if they are not Catholics?
№ 284877   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:32
- By the way, just so you know, I already forgot. All about it do not remember.
- Talking about?
- My girlfriend Briance.
- Yes, it can be seen - you still call her your girlfriend.
№ 284874   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:32
But still I somewhere saw you.
I know.
Really? You see. And where?
Actually, I know all about you.
Really?
For example, you just got dumped.
How do you know?
- Did you just update your status. Learned about this whole world.
- So we're friends on Facebook! I saw your photo; sorry I didn't remember immediately. Actually, I have 2000 Facebook friends, but I know none of them. You know how it is.
№ 284873   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:32
- What are you looking at us?
I don't watch.
- You looked at us, I know.
- How did you know I was looking at you?
- Because I saw the way you looked.
- Why were you looking at me?
Hey, don't lay the blame on others! I was watching because you were watching us.
I was watching because you were watching.
- Complete nonsense! In short, no longer staring.
№ 284872   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:32
- You have her at least once?
- No. I'm saving it until marriage.
Is that gasoline that is necessary to take care?
№ 284868   Added MegaMozg 26-04-2017 / 19:31