Character: Boris

And he will burn down your house! Here, mark my word...

- Yeah. Or, finally, they will cut their hair like a boy! ..

- That's his protection. He, apparently, once decided that he could not reach the beautiful, and so, well, he excluded them for himself. And how do you exclude them? And you have to consider them ugly. But these average, on the contrary, to appoint beautiful. It's easier for him.
- Masterfully edi.

- Dad, when am I going to die?
- You never do.
- And if from cholera? Cholera, PA?
- My hands and nails don't bite...
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- Valerochka, don't worry. You soon. First my grandma dies and grandpa, then my aunt with uncle Vova, then aunt World uncle Arik dies. Birce LON gyoren.
- Mom, come on, do not scare the child.
What is this? I told you - when will that be?

- ... There in the entrance of those crazy fangirls, a jealous house wife. Don't!
- Well jealous-it means love?
- Know how else to say? Happiness is when people understand you.

Blimey! What a laugh it was! Once its on the Volga river on the ferry hussars cursed. Here miracles-that worked! And what a home it was! After that two weeks all hiding in attics Yes, closets.
- Oh, Kuligin, it hurts me up here, not used to it. Everything on me is somehow weird looking, for sure I dont belong here, just prevent them. Customs I local not know. I understand that all of this is our, Russian, native, and still not get used in any way.

He's so small compared to us. Who expected that the little man can become such a great leader?
- Boris, ' I interrupted him, but Napoleon was not a giant.

- Sir, do you have weapons for us? So we were safer.
- Know how to shoot?
- Of course.
- Actually, Yes we shoot. Champions "Call of Duty". And "Modern Warfare" too. PS3.

- Any knowledge you have to pay.
- If those had not died, we would live better. There would be more supporters.
- But still, we would be in the power of the law of degradation. Or are we part of humanity, and cherish his knowledge, or we are savages.
- You're an idealist, Bob, a piece of bread needs today abstract pineapples.

- I may be a cruel thing to say, - continued Boris. But we, the men, in this easier. We are in the blood and pain do not give birth. I shoved, pulled and went. Of course, its blood is sacred. But generally speaking... women are always closer to the child. And we continue to.
By giving this stunning depth of philosophical thought, Boris made a theatrical pause. Delayed. And said:
- That's because without feeling a deep, natural connection with his offspring, we, men, have the intelligence to understand their responsibilities. To educate, protect... a Woman by instinct. Like an animal. We reason. As people. So staged it's mother nature!

- "Dream on" as they say.
- Bad dreams their wings cut off!

- Life on earth haven't arranged so neatly as we would like. Here you go to war, Boris...
- Well, let's have a drink.
For you.

- Not jealous?
- Once.

- Police here are strong.
- The police taking bribes is always strong.