Character: Maggie Amato

- What do these three points?
- The fact that it is gaining you a message.
- And now they're gone! No, it appeared again.
- Oh, those dots, they're so fickle.

You've seen a lot of vaginas?
- Perhaps.
- And what is in fashion there?
- Why do you ask?
Yesterday in the shower at the gym I almost did, apparently anyone under thirty, there's like twelve.

- He thought that I was twenty-something. What is mixed in this bar?
- Where else to take this?

When Charles came to my shop, we kissed...
- Why do I still not know? What do you think?
- What's the difference? He is my boss and thinks I'm 26. What's the point?
- Take him to court for harassment, Atsugi the grandmother, buy to me the Studio and we will live happily ever after.

Gone are the days when you had to make an indiscreet photo and not be afraid that it will browse the web for the rest of your days.

- I can't have distractions, today work. For me this is a good opportunity.
Really? And what of the book?
- Called "New tricks" is about sexual awakening, women after forty.
Which means you are forty, you pretend you're twenty-six and you write on behalf of forty years?

Parmesan and prosciutto?
- Yes! Change and view "Downton Abbey"?
- I'll get you a blanket.
- Hurray! A party of forty!

Sometimes life gives you what you want, but you imagine it differently imagine.

- It's like talking to a balloon...
When they are twittering, you can focus.

- You're forty? You do not take the job? Tell me that you're twenty-six!
- Are you crazy? No one would believe!
- People will believe what they say. What "Desperate Housewives" - the real that lotion from advertising, their ass will be less believe in it.

Look at you - you have a great figure, great hair, legs, and the people see it when I look at you and not figure.
The bar was dark, he was drunk.
- You're always young look, you asked for documents up to thirty.
And still husband left me for that younger, isn't that funny?

Well done, you've spent your life engaged in the work, did not hide their orientation and moved to Brooklyn before the others.
- I moved to Brooklyn because Manhattan was out of my pocket. And now Brooklyn, I can't afford, and all because of a bearded merchants cheese and women similar to Macaulay Culkin.