Character: Dave

- They were not kidding. This Carmen Dale. Sample 1910. Made of the same steel as the Titanic.
Wow, you can handle it?
See the thing is, this steel does not tolerate cold. Remember that iceberg did?
- Yes, he killed DiCaprio.
- He killed them all.
- Don't kill the old lady survived, and a diamond in the ocean to drown.

I know we don't agree on anything...
Is the understatement of the year.

- Why do you hate yourself? - asked Amy.
- If the world lived by another person, just like me, I would have hated it with the same force. So why the double standards?

- Open the pod day doors, Hal.
- I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
- Open the modular Bay door, Hal.
- I'm Sorry, Dave. I'm afraid that I won't be able to do it.

To call a man an inexhaustible means to simply define love.

We made the whole world disappear.
That's it! We Are Gods!
It's a pity we'll die anyway...

- Work your magic quietly. Ordinary people must not know that magic really exists.
- Yeah, said the man in the three hundred year old suit of rawhide...

- You should refrain from violence, including swearing and obscene gestures. You can't use inciting the wrath of the substances: caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack, kuknar, Harku, shmancy, weed, all the nonsense and stuff of syrevo of pyreva. And if you can not without Masturbation, please try not to use pornographic images on which the present so-called "aggressive sex." Well, that's all. But in General I'm a nice man, you're pleasantly surprised at how much fun we will have together!
- And this is without Syria-pyreva and aggressive Masturbation? Is this possible?

- The only thing you need - a pair of pointed shoes. Your sole blocks a current, and these still graceful.
But in these old dudes go...
- Did not understand.
- Ahh, very cool. Very.

- I forgot to give you the most important thing - your Incanto.
The last time I remember he was bigger.
- Pocket edition.

- Well, what is it? Grandma! Still a Walker! Great!

- Remember: if you enter this circle, the way back will be gone!
- Can I to use the restroom first? Well, just in case...

- Where am I?
- In New York.
- I town, you year tell!

You know what Peter Parker is different from spider-man? Spider-man love women.