Character: Louis



But if I have a Molotov cocktail, I can make a firewall. *laughter *
№ 426293   Added MegaMozg 21-08-2021 / 03:54
- You were a personal assistant?
- No, but I'm the eldest of six children and will be able to do what you ask.
Six children... What is it?
- Crowded.
№ 362328   Added Viker 25-02-2019 / 08:44
- You should be a poet, Louis.
- Sorry, my friend, not every Creator is born in a world where appreciate poetry.
- This means the world is not worthy poets!
№ 325212   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2018 / 02:03
- They were not kidding. This Carmen Dale. Sample 1910. Made of the same steel as the Titanic.
Wow, you can handle it?
See the thing is, this steel does not tolerate cold. Remember that iceberg did?
- Yes, he killed DiCaprio.
- He killed them all.
- Don't kill the old lady survived, and a diamond in the ocean to drown.
№ 259885   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:03
- You know, not just work after his release.
- Man, I'm a certified electrical engineer. Okay? I'll find a job.
- Welcome to Baskin Robbins.
№ 230982   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:53
- Why I love you, Louis, is your intelligence and dedication... That is "love" - in the sense of respect...
"That's the same damned Sodom went, thought the Colonel, - a man can not, as before, to say "I love you", without that it is not misunderstood.".
- I also respect you chief, I mean love.
№ 230694   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:43
- How is your friend?
- She left me.
- Oh...
And mom died.
- ...
- Oh, and dad was deported.
- ...
But the bus is now mine!
Class.
№ 213057   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 15:44
- ... There's nothing better than bowling.
- What about sex?
- Bowling - this is sex. Bowling is a symbolic form of sexual intercourse, but it does not have to worry about the feelings of a partner. Bowling is sex without guilt. Bowling is something that people wanted on several millennia of existence: sex without a hint of responsibility. It is the quintessence of sex. Bowling is sex without fear and shame.
Bowling is sex without pleasure retorted Louis.
Followed by a short pause.
- You want to say - surprised Herv - that, having made a successful throw and watching the pins fly at the end of the track, you don't experience an orgasm?
"No," snapped Louis.
- Then the problem you have. Unfortunately, I can not help, consult your doctor.
Quote Explanation: Translation N. Aleshina
№ 184374   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:28
- I don't understand why you are afraid of doomsday?
I'll let you in on our secret? We are very, very stupid!
№ 128485   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 19:32
The first time you said my name right. Something in the forest died?
1 Season 13 Series
№ 89849   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:36
- If you then throw it in there, you knock out from work. And if she dumps you, then guess what - you will still blow. Terms of a bummer.
- Another option, we don't run.
- Well, so be it. You guys from different planets, from different worlds.
- Well, what does that mean?
- And the fact that the ending is obvious. I don't want you to lose job just.
- But if I'm late, I'm definitely going to lose her. I hear you, bro, but I can always find another job, but another sage is unlikely. You need to listen to your heart, always.
Quote Explanation: The relationship between superiors and subordinates.
1 Season 14 Series
№ 89847   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:36
The clock, that's all I know. But they have no warranty.
№ 87657   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:36
The thought of death too much effect on people, and they prefer a closed casket, not even to see those whom they loved in life... if you want them to forget.
№ 87656   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 16:36
If it were possible to break and to throw away the past, like the draft of a letter or manuscript books. But it remains forever, it is stain completely rewritten, and, in my opinion, this is the real future.
№ 84973   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:15