Character: Vladimir (Volodya) Sergeyevich Yakovlev

- In 10 minutes I'm waiting for everyone for a serious conversation. And find me Rybkina, where is she?
- Yes, I'm here.
- Captain Rybkin, I picked up a brick because of you.
- I serve Russia.

- Where are you going?
- In the ass of labor. Shovno swing, five cents to get. You're nose, I'm pumping. Hide!
...
- I want to buy you Rolls Royce, the most expensive.
- Yes, of course.
- What?
- If you fuck a pig in my face. Is the chief's office right there?
- Yes.
- Think for now.

You know what, like you ever in the new year, nothing good will happen because you do not have the spirit of the holiday. Here I'll be fine, and you feel bad because you demons and petosky. Happy New year, bitches!

- Volodya, music turn.
- No.
- ***and the answer is.

- You know, if you lived in Korea, you would be called Kon Chen Yy.
Why?
- Because you're a goner.

Ladies who want Polarnet fitting?

Buy yourself a soldering iron and sapai pie hole.

That is not me!
- What have you done, bitch?
- Who? I? Nothing.
- Why make excuses?
- Because I'm scared, when you, Vladimir Sergeevich, so the panel visit. I get scared.

- Oh, Hello, comrade Colonel!
- So, I che did not understand, what are you doing here? Izmailov, whether that all Department cards distributed?
- Grisha replace. He's busy.
Wait, and you can replace? You're the investigator. Your business papers in the office, scribbling.
- Okay, but what else? I'm the one in the know.
- M-M. it is Clear. So, well, it is well then all is clear - a finish which. Chunga-Changa. Oh, and what are you doing hesitate to ask?
Well, on live bait catch.
- Mg.
- Money put in office.
- Mg.
- Told everyone.
- Why did you not then in the office?
- So, I had the camera set.
- Ah.
Well. The thief will come.
Yeah.
- I mean, look who.
Yeah.
- Then delay.
- And if he's in a mask?
- That is more complicated.
- You know why? Yes, because you're a moron, Muhic. You understand that, or not? And generation you have the same. I don't understand at all where. You do not want to learn. You do not want to think a head at all. Where a vocational school is where you produce? You tell me. I'll get there burn it to hell.

- I will arrange for official inspection, fills, throw a delicious hashish in the service a safe and all - will close. Close, how to drink immediately. And then there is more know what will happen? And there I am master of my ass before the first shower, I'll put a hole on the first day immediately. Just because I'm beautiful, bitch. I am very-very-very beautiful. Christine, you know it or not?
- You are beautiful, don't worry.
- Oh, do not comfort me, Christine, please, I beg you. I know perfectly well that I'm just a cock Alain Delon. I was there fresh, rosy, as soon as she gets sushi and purupuru and propeller.

- Volodya, do you know who the most dangerous of all?
- Of course, your brother. Who else.
- No, what kind of person is the most dangerous?
- Izmaylov.
- With nothing to lose.

Hello, Volodya. Could not drive I could get.
- Well, so without a car you... nah to afford a glass of wine.
- And you?
- I with the machine nacidos.

- Maybe bowling?
- Mmm... balls.
I hope we are still talking about bowling.

- My grandfather came to Berlin! What I'm *** skinhead. We then strengthen in other area set, and there are homeless.
- The homeless. And?
Of head lice. Homeless. Picked up and had zabralsya bald. What? Natasha and the night market comes went to buy a watermelon, and her this "prunes" it says: "Why do you have a watermelon, your watermelon is good." and grabbed her ass, bitch.
- And you?
- I? My wife arse, right? Well, what would you do? Took a baseball bat and went to extinguish it. Well, Natasha is naturally with fear remembers nothing, of course, and the month of September were in the yard, and their neighborhood as shit at this time
- And you decided to put it out?
Someone found. Well, as extensive irrigation. I know for a wife. I do not care that he is not Russian. Yes I would, and the Russians put out, if that's the case. For me all are equal, you know. Simply, it is started. And all because of the lice.
- Volodya, like a watermelon then?
- Yes, as if pissed at him.