Character: Joan Wilder (The Joan Wilder)

- Your period came three months ago, what's happening?
- Heart does not lie. Romantic literature is no longer present.
- Not real? Whoever said you write about people that sail off into the sunset on a boat.
- What will be the next day, when the sun comes up?
- The next day does not exist. Do not confuse reality with a romantic novel.

- You wanted to go around the world with me.
- Of course, but not all at once. Jack, this is ridiculous - the exotic haven, the party, the incredible sunsets... this is not enough.
- Not enough?! You say that like fulfilling a dream, she didn't need to anymore.

Joan, now you're a hopeless romantic classics of the world.
On the contrary, full of hope.

- I'll pay you. It is a matter of life and death, if I don't find my sister...
- How much?
- Fifty dollars.
- Do not tell me.
- But you said I lost everything.
- Not a sense of humor.

When is the next bus?
- Never, now the rush hour.