Character: Helen

Is that a joke? You left me a note, where he wrote come to you in "Burger king".
- No joke... This place is affordable, cheap, easy to find. Here not kicked out for talking to themselves, and this is important to me. What you will be?
No, not here.
Why?
- Prefer food from a decent chef. <...>
You know why people like you don't like fast food? It's food for the working class. Explain why the institutions where we work, eat costs $ 500 more expensive than a place like this?
Because here eating lots of fat, lots of salt and cheap meat scraps...
- You describe the classic meal of French peasants. "Burger king" - it is the peasants who do their part. They give a cheap piece of meat style. As goulash, Boeuf Bourguignon or cassoulet...

- The consistency is the goal of all great chefs.
- No! The boss must want of constancy in the experience, but not constancy in taste. It's like sex. You are always there, but you always have to find new and dangerous ways.

- Cooking is an expression of what, tell me?
- I think, care, love...

- Other I'm not interested, just idiots who have only one thing in mind...
- If we have so little lie down, I turn into an idiot...

- It is better not to fall in love. Especially in married...
- Well, I do not threaten.

Yesterday she refused to marry me, and today she sees me cuddling with a goddess...
- It is necessary to understand the goddess and I?

"Always" is a dangerous word in any language.

Our marriage resembled a bowl of egg whites. We both diligently fought over it, hoping to achieve something from time to time, even raised a pretty high cap of foam. Sometimes we even started to think that we will be able to make quite a decent meringue, but any cook will confirm that if you beat egg whites too long and hard, if too hard, the foam will just fall off.

- Go fix my house!
- What am I, your house elf?
- Thank You, Dobby!

- And you who ever killed?
- Yes, but they were all bad.

I married Rambo!

Tolerance of the intolerant is one of the most difficult task which confronts our age.