Character: Bambino



- First came to confession?
Yes. And the last!
Quote Explanation: Big Bambino, can hardly sit on the stand on which ispoveduyuschie people are on their knees. And he is a thug, just playing the role of Sheriff.
№ 314330   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2018 / 15:02
- Have you got no ambition in life? Do something, you can cattle to steal, to Rob stagecoaches. Well, at least to play cards. Do something!
- Once! Idleness takes so much time...
№ 314328   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2018 / 11:13
- I try not to run into trouble.
- Yes, it is you do best.
- Where did this come from?
- Yeah chase me out there alone. The owner of this sprocket. Two days later... two days later I escaped from prison in Yuma. I saw someone following me. In fact, he wasn't chasing me, we were just on the way. I didn't know that, and shot him. Then it turned out that this was the new Sheriff of this town. He had come to replace the slain. In his pocket I found this star. I decided to take his place, to quietly wait for their guys and go with them to California. I planned it a couple of robberies. But I bet you tell me again all messed.
I don't know how, but I'm sure he was only wounded. Sheriff with a crutch I've met, I sent it to California...
№ 279582   Added MegaMozg 16-03-2017 / 17:56
- The Sheriff! Sheriff! If you want your sprocket and then sparkled in the sun, get our friend.
- He climbed into bed with the woman. She tried to banish it. It's called attempted rape. It will be judged.
- Do you think the judge will be impartial? It was his wife. She would be silent if the judge had not returned home. Until he came, she did not complain.
- Your friend got the wrong bed. The law is the law. Maybe it's strange for people like you, but the law must be respected. So, you have one minute to get out of here.
The Sheriff is the last warning. Guys, I think we will have to choose a new Sheriff.
- You wanted to. You'll be dead before you get the colts.
№ 279580   Added MegaMozg 16-03-2017 / 17:56
- Uncle Mockus, can I throw them in the mud?
- What are you, Bambino. Yes, these are bad people... But they can be good kids who love the circus!
Quote Explanation: about detectives Pinscher-a senior and plan de Corones. Jr.
1 Season 2 Series
№ 246849   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:31
The swamp is home to Hippo. But we sit in it feel like...
1 Season 2 Series
№ 246848   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:31
The song of the Nightingale! Oink-oink. Oink-oink-oink...
№ 219304   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 09:10
Best coffee on the road: drinking - stretch the legs!
№ 35168   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:11