Character: Howard Moon Howard Moon

- What does he have that I don't have?
- Well, he has a mustache.
But I also have a mustache!
- Yes? And I thought it was foam from a cappuccino.

When lady Fame comes a-knocking on your door, you need to open faster. Because don't open fast it will go.

- Well, Yes... She is constantly knocking me breaking in the door, rubs on the porch. Go to the store under the leg catches.
Is not lady Fame, this is Mrs. Palgon... she talks to mushrooms.

- You said it was mink?
Yes. What's the difference?
Something is wrong for a zoo worker!
- Here in Antarctica most other rules... kill or be killed!
- What?! Mink?!
- This whole costume is made from one mink.
- I was reading a magazine...
- I looked at the fence and what?
- No, there was an article about the environment, and wrote that on a small glove 9 out of burrows.
Is because they do not know how to sew!

- What is that gloomy racket?
Group "Human League".
- This e-nonsense.
- They are pioneers, they invented music.
- Invented music? And what happened to them?
- Before them was just tuning.
- Are you aware of the music known as jazz? Know about jazz, the jazz movement?
Why do you continue to talk about your jazz?
- Because it is the most important form of art.
- No one listens to jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill - all of whom need your jazz.
- Take back your words, you electrogenic.
- Or what?
- Just take it back and all.
- Do not take. I'll leave it out there for all to see.
- Drink it back.
- No. I hate jazz.
You hate jazz? You fear jazz. Yes.
- Shut your mouth.
- You fear jazz, fear the lack of rules.
- No.
- The lack of boundaries. Oh. It's a fence, no, it's soft. What's going on? The shapes, the chaos. For you everything should be simple, right?
- Come on. You shut your mouth.
The melody gets abstract, you mess your trousers.
- Shut your mouth.

- What do you think happens to garbage when it is thrown into the street?
- I don't know... It dissolves in the rain like huge effervescent tablet?

When I see limitations, I limit eat and wash it down with a Cup of hot steaming rules.