TV series: Mighty Bush (The Mighty Boosh)

We got everything. Here's a turtle-Nazi. A freshwater fascist for all the family.

You know these guys... with such little hands? You know, with the big pockets? You know, with smaller versions of themselves in the front pocket?
Kangaroo.

- What do you want to talk about?
Well... about me. I am... a free spirit, Vince.
- Yes?
- I cannot be restricted. Many people try to put me in a box but I break.
- Who's trying to shove you in a box?
- It's my nature, the nature of me.
- Who's trying to shove you in a box?
Well... people, people.
- You're in the police said about it?
- No, man... you know what I mean.
What are you talking about?!
- People are always trying to put others in boxes.
- Nobody puts you in a box. First you have to wrong size.
- Forget talking, okay?
- How did you got in the box?!
- I don't want to talk anymore, read your journal.

- Each day late. Every day a new crazy reason. What is it this time?
What do you mean?
- What, you were covered by an avalanche of Lego? Your pajamas turned into nitrogen? You stuck to the ceiling of his bedroom? A giant Kingfisher flew to your room and pecked you under the duvet? Your outfits became popular with the urchins?

- What does he have that I don't have?
- Well, he has a mustache.
But I also have a mustache!
- Yes? And I thought it was foam from a cappuccino.

When lady Fame comes a-knocking on your door, you need to open faster. Because don't open fast it will go.

- Well, Yes... She is constantly knocking me breaking in the door, rubs on the porch. Go to the store under the leg catches.
Is not lady Fame, this is Mrs. Palgon... she talks to mushrooms.

Don't try to catch me! I'm the king of glamour!

- You said it was mink?
Yes. What's the difference?
Something is wrong for a zoo worker!
- Here in Antarctica most other rules... kill or be killed!
- What?! Mink?!
- This whole costume is made from one mink.
- I was reading a magazine...
- I looked at the fence and what?
- No, there was an article about the environment, and wrote that on a small glove 9 out of burrows.
Is because they do not know how to sew!

- What is that gloomy racket?
Group "Human League".
- This e-nonsense.
- They are pioneers, they invented music.
- Invented music? And what happened to them?
- Before them was just tuning.
- Are you aware of the music known as jazz? Know about jazz, the jazz movement?
Why do you continue to talk about your jazz?
- Because it is the most important form of art.
- No one listens to jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill - all of whom need your jazz.
- Take back your words, you electrogenic.
- Or what?
- Just take it back and all.
- Do not take. I'll leave it out there for all to see.
- Drink it back.
- No. I hate jazz.
You hate jazz? You fear jazz. Yes.
- Shut your mouth.
- You fear jazz, fear the lack of rules.
- No.
- The lack of boundaries. Oh. It's a fence, no, it's soft. What's going on? The shapes, the chaos. For you everything should be simple, right?
- Come on. You shut your mouth.
The melody gets abstract, you mess your trousers.
- Shut your mouth.

Come on, give yourself to me, little man!

You know the black dots in bananas?... Are they tarantulas ' eggs...

- What do you think happens to garbage when it is thrown into the street?
- I don't know... It dissolves in the rain like huge effervescent tablet?

Gothic juice... the most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

You can't for no reason just to be gay! It's not a tie to buy!