Character: Joel Barish, Joel Barish

- We go back to the start, we all would have gone differently...
- Don't forget me, try it, and we'll be back.

She's punishing me for my honesty.

- I will be your wife! I know that.
Oh, well.

I'm ready to die right now, Clem, I'm so happy...

Disappointed in the sand. It's just a stones...

- You have a very beautiful name and means "merciful", right? Clementine...
- It doesn't fit! I'm a vindictive little bitch!

That day we met, you were standing near the water, far away, I saw you, remember me I'm pulled, I thought, "wow, this is weird, man stands back, and pulls me to him..."

She's not looking at me... at me at all nobody ever looks!

Please let me keep this memory, just one... Cancel all... please! I want to cancel. Do you hear? I don't want to do Laundry!

Can you hear me? By morning I will forget. The perfect end to a shitty novel.

- The name is magical...
You know what, Joel?.. The magic goes...
- I know.
And what do we do?
- Enjoy... the moment.