Character: Alan Harper. Page 2

- Yeah.. pregnancy - this sort of thing: that she is affectionate and loving, then...
- Cruel, vindictive, and castrating?
Well, I wanted to say "naughty"...
- Well, still ahead.

- Well, why do you hide them?
I don't want to start this conversation.
They secretive?
- No.
- Impatient?
- No.
- Rubber?

Alan was interested in the women that you meet. Why do they not introduce?
Really? And what did you tell him?
- Due to the fact that he is nasty... I also told him that you love him and don't want him used to any woman, in case you did not come.
- Well done! Thank you.
- And me why do they not introduce?
Because you're disgusting!

Today she invited me to her home. It seems she wants sex.
- With whom?
With me.
You? Wait... No, in hell, the snow went flying pigs, too, has not been seen.
- What do I do?
- Do you know? Alan, you've been married twelve years!
- What has marriage to have sex?
- Okay, all right. You want a tip?
- No, I do not. I need detailed instructions.

- Now you will agree that it's time for you to lose momentum?
- Yes, Yes. Strangely, Alan, I could go on all night, eat and drink what I want. And now two cans of red bull and waffles and I'm in the hospital, which would release gases.
- Now you understand why I ordered tomato juice and cottage cheese?
I have to admit, you care about yourself. That's why I keep you at his side.
Because I'm a good example?
- No, for spare parts.

- So, drinking in the dark?
- When I started, it was still light.

- Mom, what do we owe for this unexpected...
- Fun?
- Nooo...
- I was showing a house in your neighborhood and decided to visit the ones you love.
- They weren't home?

- Remember, you're punished. No TV, computer or video games! Charlie, you will be my eyes and ears.
- And you'll be my liver and prostate.

- There was a kiss. Spontaneous, but perceived by your humble servant.
- Wow! It was as boring as you say?

- You want me to say a decade of the child that the one who he likes, not loves it, but only pretending? Yes?
He lives in Los Angeles. Let accustomed.

- Charlie, you can call me old fashioned, but I don't want my son started to play at the tote earlier than it will have a drinking problem.

Why seek the king, if you throw even a pawn?
(Why achieve Korolyov, when you reject even the pawns?)

- Alan, buddy, I'm a little starting to strain that you drink.
- I have no problem with that.
- And I have. You whipped my best stocks!