Character: GRU

Fun, but not very much. I don't like.

- Lipstick Taser!
- Oh, just like me...

Alas, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon!.. But beautiful - mesopodopsis way: riding a shark, with a hundred pounds of dynamite on his chest, ducked into the mouth of an erupting volcano!.. But the body was never found!

- And the boys got something girls.
Is that true?
- A big bald head.
- Oh Yes!

- I may be minding my own business, but my friend Natalie recently absolutely free.
- No-no-no! Get your nose out of this business!

- You gonna marry Lucy?
- What are you, a unicorn fell?

- Why are you fat?
- Because I live in a gingerbread house, and often eating them with their problems.

- Good night, Margo. Oh, wait a minute. It's someone that you esimesest?
- Avery.
- Avery... Avery is a boy or a girl?
- What's the difference?
- Absolutely no... if it's a girl!

I don't like this book... because it never ends.

Life is full of disappointments!... But not for me!

Here you go, mom! I drew how I'm going to land on the moon!
- ...
Here you go, mom! Look I made a model rocket out of macaroni!
- ...
Here you go, mom! I built a real rocket based on the macaroni model!
- !!!, in a moment after a brief shock, - ...

Can I have a kiss?
- Will you kiss...
... Uh, where are you going? Are you a second time!

I am flying to the moon I shrink the moon I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet... WHAT?!

- Mother, I, too, will someday go to the moon.
Later. They have ceased to send monkeys.