Character: Wallace Wells

- Today I played in the upper register and I have a second date. I don't want you gaying up the place.
- Okay, Scott. But for that, I will put forward an ultimatum.
- One of your famous ultimatums? But it's hard, I'm getting sick.
This isn't known. You have to break up with Knives, that poor angel, today. If you won't, I'll tell Ramon.
What? You... Hello and good morning, Jimmy.
- Double standards! You're a monster.
- A book of rules for gays I did not come up. If you have any problems... Enough. ... then solve them with the Ghost of Liberace. [famous American pianist-gay]. Give me the ham and forward in the trenches.

- You have to excuse my brother, he's a little dejected. I'm Stacey, this is Wallace, his roommate, and this is my boyfriend Jimmy. How do you Scott? I find it hard to keep track of everyone. He has so many friends.
- Hey, Jimmy, they are super or sucks?
They haven't started to play...
- It was a test and you passed. Cute, I dedicated the song "Die, scum." I like it.
Okay, I have to go. Tell your "girlfriends" that I left.
- "Girlfriends"? Wallace! Again!

- Come on, we're going to talk about her boyfriend.
- I met her [him] in the library. I came to the party and she was there. I think she's the girl of my dreams. In fact I am absolutely sure of.
- Then you should break up with a girl.
- I decided to trouble with two? Then you should break up with a girl.
- Not true. Who told you that?
- Wallace, Who?
- Yes, he's unconscious! Wallace, how are you doing this?
- Well, and figs with him. You of all people know how shitty to get cheated on.
- Maybe the thing you want to do?
You're right, I'll go all ICQ the news to write. Yet.

- Guess who's drunk!
- I Guess Wallace.
- Guess!
- Guess who's drunk!
- I guess Wallace.
- You guess right!

He don't deserve you. Run!
You're too good for him. Run!

- I will tell myself, until I was lied. Yes, I was attracted to someone younger than himself.
- Ooh, is he cute?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
- What, we're not going to sleep together?
- You see another bed?
- Yeah, you're my bitch for life.

You know what sucks?
What?
- Everything.
- You know what really sucks?
- What?
- Everything...

- If she's your dream girl, tell her. Say the word with the letter "L".
A lesbian?
- No, another word on "L".
- Lesbians?
- If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
- Lesbian?
- The other L-word.
- Lesbians?

- Wallis. What's the address Amazon.com?
- Amazon.com...
- Need to order a che-thread is very cool.
Computer: You've got mail
- He said me a letter.
- Yeah, how came the progress...
And so I read it.
Mm, I'm happy for you...
"Dear Mr. pilgrim, I hasten to inform You that soon we'll fight. My name is Matthew Limpets... and blah blah blah... I Warn you, one on one... the Seven evil... blah blah blah..." it's... It's...
What?!
- It's spam.