Character: Scott Pilgrim

- Today I played in the upper register and I have a second date. I don't want you gaying up the place.
- Okay, Scott. But for that, I will put forward an ultimatum.
- One of your famous ultimatums? But it's hard, I'm getting sick.
This isn't known. You have to break up with Knives, that poor angel, today. If you won't, I'll tell Ramon.
What? You... Hello and good morning, Jimmy.
- Double standards! You're a monster.
- A book of rules for gays I did not come up. If you have any problems... Enough. ... then solve them with the Ghost of Liberace. [famous American pianist-gay]. Give me the ham and forward in the trenches.

Oh, coin. Damn, only forty-two, even at the bus stop... what was that?
- I'll drop you on the bus. Well, if you want to meet me, you must defeat my seven exes. You have seven former and I have to fight? Defeat the evil exes? If you want to keep seeing you?
Yes. Like this.
- But that means we're Dating. So can you, it's... Cool!

Wait, we're fighting over Ramona? And what's your outfit? Pirate?
- Pirates are now in Vogue. Did you get the letter where I explain everything?
- I deleted it as spam...
- You will pay for your insolence!
- And you met Ramona? You really met him?
- Yes, only in the seventh grade. It was football season and for some reason all the little jocks wanted me. Matthew was Sweating was dark and not played football. We have teamed up with the power and put out all. We had a fight, the fight went until sunset. Matthew used his magic power. Kissed only once. A week later I removed him from the field.

- Right now I'm between jobs. My job is a long story. Anguish and tears.
- Between what and what? I passed. Including... Well, I had to cool the head.
And that's escaped? Well, here you are its cool...
It's crazy now like April, and snow in December. The date was a bust due to force majeure.
- So is this a date?!
Said, date? Slip of the tongue... the Evening's not over, it seems the door should be here somewhere. Here, come on.

- I would like to ask you out, but thought it was stupid how it works. Well, how about a date?
- Uh, no, that's fine. Just sign up here.
- I slept and saw you in a dream, I dreamed how you bring the parcel. Strange, isn't it?
- Not weird... Just in your head convenient subspace tunnel, through him I go. Five miles in fifteen seconds. Or you in Canada anywhere? You have to sign, I don't know why.
- If you sign, you go... You are new here, and I'm here all my life, it makes sense you and hang out.
- Yes, it works! You want to go clubbing with me? If you answer Yes, will you sign my stuff?
- Here! Tonight at eight!

- Come on, we're going to talk about her boyfriend.
- I met her [him] in the library. I came to the party and she was there. I think she's the girl of my dreams. In fact I am absolutely sure of.
- Then you should break up with a girl.
- I decided to trouble with two? Then you should break up with a girl.
- Not true. Who told you that?
- Wallace, Who?
- Yes, he's unconscious! Wallace, how are you doing this?
- Well, and figs with him. You of all people know how shitty to get cheated on.
- Maybe the thing you want to do?
You're right, I'll go all ICQ the news to write. Yet.

Dude, what do you know about Ramona? You know her, tell me!
- Well, the fact that she's from America...
She had a boyfriend in new York...
I heard it can be hung...
- She's a tough, all-ashche another level...
- Guys mowing down stacks...
Is experienced girl, dude...
- Why are you Ramona? Ramona is too big for you... Arrived recently, working as a courier in the Amazon, and recently someone broke up even before the fight came. I don't want her you ran away, you're still the don Juan, the bastard.
- This is nonsense.
- What about Lisa?
- We each other do not understand...
- What about Holly?
- There is not so serious...
- That time you dumped Kim for unnamed?
- Kim love. Really? [Kim the look of a serial killer]

- We will be preparing a vegan casserole.
- And who is vegan?
- Uh... we do.
But we don't want to offend anyone.
- I eat fish.
- I eat eggs.
- I don't eat.

I hope we don't one night? Especially because you're never gave. Kidding.
Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

- Guess who's drunk!
- I Guess Wallace.
- Guess!
- Guess who's drunk!
- I guess Wallace.
- You guess right!

If I pissed my pants, I'll play as if it's raining?
If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?

- To be honest, we suck?
I don't know, you know better.
- Level with me... did we suck?
- I don't know... did you?

Tell me, are you really happy or are you really evil?
Agay you really happy or really evil?