Character: Vitaly
An action movie without a fight is like life without love.
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MegaMozg 13-01-2023 / 10:12
- At first I thought I had a wagon and a small cart. I called many people, asked for help. Now I'm a man without friends.
- That's fine. That's the way it is for everyone.
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MegaMozg 01-02-2021 / 10:45
- It is necessary to have someone who will destroy everything in the house.
- Dog?
- Child. Only eighteen years of torment and then they run free. Conveniently.
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MegaMozg 01-02-2021 / 10:33
- You can still do cannon solo.
But I want to fly from guns alone with Marty.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 11:06
- Are you going? So throw all your friends?
- They have good show without me.
- Listen, I have the left foot is good, but without right I can't go.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 11:06
- Our host prohibits taking "rabbits".
- I heard your words. But the owner will always be allowed to train "hares" if "hares" will be the hosts. How do you like rebus?
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 11:06
What this premonishes bird tells me?
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:02
To me the boss picks on.
- It is necessary to understand?
- Yeah, whatever. You can come to me at work, so she saw that I was seeing someone?
- I'm not "someone", I am the best!
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:25
- Still was a bad idea...
"About what?"
- With the move and new life... don't know... it turns out I have become a different person.
- So...
- I'm like a clown, trying to convince everyone that I'm kind, funny, nice... And the essence of something remains the same. No I am not polite. And I do not like people...
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:08
- Can you hear me? There are things you can change, and they need to change! But there are things you can't change, and they need to forget! Hello! Can you hear me? What have you got there?
Nothing. I just died. More precisely, in me are all extinct.
I know that you died... the Brain!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:26
- You slept with her, with this...
- I sleep alone.
Gay?!
- Homosexuals sleep with men, and I sleep alone.
- Do you sleep with yourself, and you're the man! So, you're gay!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:26
- You never talked about your family.
I don't really like to swear.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:25
- Do you sleep?
- No. And you?
- And I sleep!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:25
- No luck with guys! Maybe I tie, do you think?
- Sure enough! Me and the guys how much of what you tried, nothing came out!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:25
- You're here, or what?! I was misinformed!
- About what?
Said, that the idiots at the party will not, and I can see here, deer!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:25