Character: Mamasa



- Weird! Every night I keep expecting to Wake up and see that you stole my TV and ran away, said Mamata. But every morning the TV is hard on the spot!
Tolbuchin no longer cut the lemon and looked up at the TV.
- Nobody buys it - he said.
Dragonfly second chance Dmitry Yemets Tolbuchin Mamasa
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№ 217498   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:17
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- You're crazy! You know the time?
She looked at the phone.
- Already know. What? Metro still ran.
And maniacs?
- Everyone was busy. Spring on the nose. A great deal of work.
Snir. Ant maze Dmitry Yemets Mamasa Rina
funny quotestime spring maniacs
№ 216716   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 21:51
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- I have a husband! solemnly said Mamata.
She was one of those women that every new person must be notified that they have a husband. Tolbuchin fumbled around in the kitchen, but her husband is not found. Perhaps it is hidden behind the battery.
- Congratulations! I have no husband, ' said Tolbuchin.
Dragonfly second chance Dmitry Yemets Tolbuchin Mamasa
ironic quotes
№ 215391   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 17:15
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Higher mind is the comforting themselves deep holes.
Snir. Pegasus, lion and centaur Dmitry Yemets Mamasa
sarcastic quotes
№ 150073   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:04
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Plus - it is therefore a plus that consists of two drawbacks.
Snir. Pegasus, lion and centaur Dmitry Yemets Mamasa
№ 72610   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:57
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