Character: Tolbuchin

- ... I'll call Sasha, so I was not expecting and was not worried.
- What, Sasha? Friend? - asked Tolbuchin.
- Not the enemy. Imagine, I'm going to call all enemies and ask them not to wait and not to worry.
- Better to do it after midnight. Tomorrow morning, then they just fall asleep! - expertly advised Tolbuchin.

- Wow riding! You almost got us killed! You're right received or gave?
- Do not be rude!
- He is guilty! You were wrong, when in my childhood spoiled me and allowed me to yell at you! You had me constantly pull up!
- Let me give you head right now! suggested Tolbuchin.
- Later! I have already formed personality! - said Rina.

- Weird! Every night I keep expecting to Wake up and see that you stole my TV and ran away, said Mamata. But every morning the TV is hard on the spot!
Tolbuchin no longer cut the lemon and looked up at the TV.
- Nobody buys it - he said.

- I have a husband! solemnly said Mamata.
She was one of those women that every new person must be notified that they have a husband. Tolbuchin fumbled around in the kitchen, but her husband is not found. Perhaps it is hidden behind the battery.
- Congratulations! I have no husband, ' said Tolbuchin.

It is your fault! ahead of him, said Rina.
- Why me?
- Not yet invented. When you come up with say...

- What - it - is? - separately asked Tolbuchin.
Bodyguard Andrei hesitated. The tree is difficult to confuse with a crossbow or with a kitchen table. Heavy umbrella hit the floor.
- I ask: what is it? - impatiently repeated the head of the financial Fort.
- Well... a tree!
And what is she doing here?
Tomorrow the first of January! - gently replied Andrew.
Tolbuchin squinted:
- I think, without trees I wouldn't know would I? And when you need to subtly hint that tomorrow, March Eighth, you'll hang on my door the portrait of Rosa Luxemburg?

... The beetle and crawled across the rocks and through the air, and under water, but monstrously slowly... What I just did! Even threw in a blast furnace. The beetle fused to the bar, and he even paws singed! I doubt that he even knew about the existence of the furnace. Just crawling and crawling. It ended up that I left it in his safe. For a month he crawled through four inches of steel and disappeared somewhere.
- ... Your bug was... as a three-dimensional fly, which runs on a flat two-dimensional picture. Here she runs this fly comes in fire, water, nuclear explosion, the sun - and nothing can stop her. A fly doesn't even notice them because flies are not interested in paintings.