Character: G. Love Prutkovskaya

- So, what can be useful?
- The fact that my mother's obsession to marry me off.
- The fact that my daughter has a thing: she thinks I have a thing.
- The fact that they brought me here, and how to return home, I can't remember.

- Mom, I'm getting married. He was a Frenchman.
- I thought you would encourage domestic producers.

- When I was on the Champs Elysees...
Is when you were there?
- In College when I was. We at the collective farm have sent, to Eliseeva.

Pancakes without sour cream sho Chapaev without carts!

Do you remember when you and father Peter left?
- And how well!
- So then, Anton came to me...
- So?
- ... Well, I told him and then sternly said, "come on, get outta here! My parents are not allowed to drive a guy off!", Yes...
- Well, not a fool?

That's how you realized you love your father?
- I? When I looked into his blue-blue eyes.
- Mom, dad has brown eyes...
- Yes? And, well, it wasn't him...