Character: comrade Ogurtsov

- "With the sky bright moon shines with gentle beauty, And I'm alone, all alone with the quiet hope and dreams." [Adelaida Kuzminichna sings the song]
- Sing? That is to say, cultural rest? Well, that's good, comrades.
- You heard, Serafim Ivanovich, what a pleasant voice at the Adelaide Kuzminichna?
- Heard-heard. It would be nice, Adelaida Kuzminichna, on our new year's party to speak! To Shine, so to speak, on this line!
- Me? You, Serafim Ivanovich! What?
- Well, this thing and comply. <...> ... how is it you have there?.. And I'm alone, all alone?
- With the quiet hope and dream.
- Well, this is very good... Only in the end I would slightly have said formulirovochki.
- I do not understand...
- Here, you see, alone, all alone... With my healthy team! So, Adelaida Kuzminichna, is typically.

- A good fable, toothy, only here it is not clear who the bear.
So it's an allegory!
Yeah. So, next time, do without those... and immediately give the name and place of work.
- Certainly...

If a person is mentally decayed, it is necessary to say directly, and not to laugh, you know.

Fable is good. Fable is a satire. We Gogol and Sedrina need...

Working day is over. It is time, as they say, bainki...

You are all very original idea, Serafim Ivanovich!
- Yeah, no wonder, you might say, worked the gray matter of the brain.
- Not that I have it as gray as you think, comrade Gusikov!

Need to make a fantasy game that, in accordance with the estimate to hold our event, so to speak, at a high level, comrades! And most importantly, you know, gravely!

This is your music. It gives something? No, it doesn't. And it is necessary to give. Need music you take, you need to she brought you, but at the same time and was not abducted.

Well, let's hear clowns? Please, comrades!

Well, that Quartet? Add to this the more people will be large, mass Quartet.

At that time, as our objective is the coverage of workers in cultural events, employees of the house, turn it into a farce. Knowing my desire to make the evening game in nature, the above comrades have allowed themselves to undermine my authority for what I put in my pocket a bird, etc. But it seemed not enough for them, and they are using my direct hit in a drawer, under the guise of the illusion of provedenia this crate in the air, exposing the personal risk to me, as many of the best workers in the room, which caused unhealthy laughter throughout the hall. About bringing this to your attention, please take appropriate action against the above-mentioned comrades who are very naive to think that they found in my face fool.

- It turns out the speaker!
- Reporter?
- Yes! And so, a short forty minutes, more, I think, is not necessary, gives her speech.

Comrades! There is a setting to celebrate the new year! ... We have to spend our new year's eve so that no one would would say.

I myself do not like to joke, and people don't.