Movie: Carnival night



Shakespeare... I just don’t remember which thing.
Shakespeare... I just don’t remember which thing.
№ 460993   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2024 / 23:39
Is there life on Mars if there is life on Mars - is unknown to science. Science is not yet in the know!
№ 397826   Added Viker 13-06-2020 / 14:02
I got here or not here?
№ 397822   Added Viker 13-06-2020 / 13:58
- Don't kiss... It's giving the wrong impression
- No, the fact that... comrade Director, You seem to not quite...
- Completely!
№ 384329   Added MegaMozg 13-12-2019 / 08:29
- "With the sky bright moon shines with gentle beauty, And I'm alone, all alone with the quiet hope and dreams." [Adelaida Kuzminichna sings the song]
- Sing? That is to say, cultural rest? Well, that's good, comrades.
- You heard, Serafim Ivanovich, what a pleasant voice at the Adelaide Kuzminichna?
- Heard-heard. It would be nice, Adelaida Kuzminichna, on our new year's party to speak! To Shine, so to speak, on this line!
- Me? You, Serafim Ivanovich! What?
- Well, this thing and comply. <...> ... how is it you have there?.. And I'm alone, all alone?
- With the quiet hope and dream.
- Well, this is very good... Only in the end I would slightly have said formulirovochki.
- I do not understand...
- Here, you see, alone, all alone... With my healthy team! So, Adelaida Kuzminichna, is typically.
№ 354924   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2019 / 19:05
- A good fable, toothy, only here it is not clear who the bear.
So it's an allegory!
Yeah. So, next time, do without those... and immediately give the name and place of work.
- Certainly...
Quote Explanation: under a "bear" in the fable he meant Cucumber
№ 325001   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2018 / 01:02
The other day at the edge under a pine tree
There is a ball on the forest.
The raccoon and hedgehog, deer and DOE
Danced the dance pas d'espagne,
And gray Bunny under a Bush
Performed personally Valse Boston.
Dancing squirrels and frogs
And drank, clinking glasses, dew
The Duo sang two cuckoos
"Two Soldi", Liang and limericks.
It was fun in the woods!
And suddenly the bear was in the woods
And immediately climbed all:
Why badger sat on the branch?
Why the ferret went in the stall?
And why a raccoon and a mole
Dance the tango and Foxtrot?
From these "why", "why"
Bored all at once,
And suddenly in the green world line
Come to the green longing.
Morality is easy to understand:
Why the ball came a bear?
№ 324999   Added MegaMozg 03-05-2018 / 23:05
Sleight of hand and no... report.
Quote Explanation: Nikiforov stole Ogurtsov written report
№ 324160   Added Viker 26-04-2018 / 09:00
- Can begin. Cucumbers fly in the lobby!
- Like flies in the foyer?
- Shake it up guys!
- He won't?
- From them? Ten minutes full warranty!
№ 324159   Added Viker 26-04-2018 / 09:00
If a person is mentally decayed, it is necessary to say directly, and not to laugh, you know.
№ 191505   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:18
Fable is good. Fable is a satire. We Gogol and Sedrina need...
№ 191504   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:18
Working day is over. It is time, as they say, bainki...
№ 191503   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:18
Every joke has much truth in it!
№ 191501   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:18
You are all very original idea, Serafim Ivanovich!
- Yeah, no wonder, you might say, worked the gray matter of the brain.
- Not that I have it as gray as you think, comrade Gusikov!
№ 191500   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:18
Need to make a fantasy game that, in accordance with the estimate to hold our event, so to speak, at a high level, comrades! And most importantly, you know, gravely!
№ 191498   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:18