Character: Andrey Mirkin. Page 3

... and we always have pants over his head. Housewives become TV presenters, TV presenters - writers, writers - musicians, musicians, actors, actors - politicians, and migrant workers - masters of the land. Therefore, everywhere one big ass. And the roads are bad, and the sushi tasteless. And movie shit. Especially our...

Why do I such as? Well, because you could make me a good DJ, the bus driver (perhaps not), the owner of a small café in Paris and made an idiot...

... relationships with women began to resemble the lease expensive cars. You certainly want to go, but the constant desire to have you have...

A few packages of this cream was given to me by a girl from the beauty salon, which once inadvertently instead of the manicure gave me a blow job.

Moscow, you're not evil, no. You're being kind of insensitive. Maybe we do you did this? The fact that everyone tried to snatch at least a tiny bit of your sundress in pseudo-Russian style? And scouring your gold on rhinestones or straps? And now you as a professional ***s - give but don't love anyone. Or maybe it's because I'm not your baby, Moscow? Whose I am, tell me, hero city?

I have no wife. For three reasons:
First. Fuck is not needed (it's life).
Second. I don't feel capable of a long serious relationship. I'm not ready to take responsibility for themselves and for the person...(is press).
Note the second: For me if someone took responsibility...(this is for sponsors).
Third. Sharon stone already married (it basically is) Or she's already divorced?

We live in an age of abbreviations. "Lamu" means "lblue". "Sblo" everything!

Man-Asshole. You know, there's Spider-Man, I - Man-Asshole!

Huge brown eyes, surprised look, plump lips, hair pulled into a bun - a young student, a beginner's dream visitor of porn sites. But if there are students mostly played by porn actress thirty years, in this case, all without the bases. She really nineteen or twenty, fresh skin, no wrinkles around the eyes, and most importantly - eyes. Yes, the main difference between thirty years of pornomodele from real students - not the state of the body, and look. Such a pure innocent gaze is neither Chase lane or Pamela Anderson, you believe me, as an old fan of Magma. This view is only for students of the third or fourth year, who came to Moscow to gnaw granite science from Saratov, Rostov, Novosibirsk and Samara. The fifth course, after exercise with granite, they grow huge fangs, at the same time losing fascinating enthusiasm in his eyes.

It's everywhere: at the bar, in the folds of tablecloths on the tables, in the hair of the other girls here, in the folders menu. They smell waiters, raznositsya visitors and guests of the capital. It's the smell of freshly printed hundred dollar bills. Here everything smells of money! Maskva!

She looks twenty-five (when silent), tells everyone that she
almost twenty-six, although a month ago she turned twenty-three.

Drinking only... well, almost everything, except vodka.

Running past the girl hands me a stack of leaflets of SPS calling to support a gay pride parade. To heap on the leaflet and even the slogan is printed: "to Increase the birth rate!"

- Honesty is so rare in our time, - she smiles.
As the lack of silicone in the lips, I think.