Character: The judge. Page 3

You are able to spend at least five minutes without showing off...!?

- Are you seriously claiming this man is an expert? Knowing the accused for just five minutes?
Expert I had to call after two minutes, five is even a lot.
- Mr. Holmes, it's important for the jury!
- Oh, really? One librarian, two teachers, two high-pressure jobs, probably the city. The foreman of the jury Secretary in a hospital, studied abroad judging by her shorthand.
- Mr. Holmes?
- Seven are married, two are having an affair with each other. Oh, they're just drinking tea with biscuits! Want to know who ate the wafer?

- ... Normal aquarium with a volume of 2-2,5 thousand liters...
- Do you think he could move that quietly?
- He's a magician, ask him!

- You jumped with a parachute?
- No! Why?!
- You should try it you will learn. You know, I once jumped and the parachute did not open; I used the spare and it too did not open. I just fell to the ground. And when I was hooked for tops of trees - I understand the meaning of life.
- What is it?
- Life is shit, real shit!

- What is the mood of the parties?
Thank you, good.
- And you, Mr. reed?
- I'm a little upset about yesterday's failed sex.

- Do you have legal experience?
- Kind of.
- Like this like that?
- I spent half my life in prison.

- Can you describe what he looked like?
Tall, with big teeth... so...awkward

- Objections lean!
- I require silence.
- I pizza.

- Stand up! The court goes!
- Long live our court, the most humane court in the world!
- Please be seated. Sit, sit...
Thank you, I'll stand.