Character: The judge. Page 1

He came to help the aristocrats to disrupt our holiday! He's an aristocrat - he says like a gentleman!
- I?! Yes, with my own hands I killed one noble, two years before the revolution!
- Shut up!
- You are not smart enough to take the Bastille, and I've already killed one of the Baron!

State corroded by corruption becomes unsustainable. He is in danger to fall apart at the first serious test.

Mr. Seibert, say, 1,200 Bundeswehr soldiers are now waging an armed struggle against ISIL in Syria, isn't it?
- Not in Syria. The biggest - we fly over her "Tornado".
And you nothing there drop?
- The biggest - we tell others where they could drop.
Am I to understand that Mr. Seibert, the Bundeswehr is not involved actively in the attack?
- Right. They refuel other aircraft and transmit information. This is not an attack. More like an armed Park on the track.
- It has support for the military, and more sanitary?
- That's right!

- Large politicians are always ready to admit their mistakes.
- It was a mistake to attack Iraq in 2003...
And what did you learn from those mistakes?
- It was right in the 2011 attack on Libya.

Something wants to tell the other party? Client?
- Next time I know better to push drugs.

- What can You tell about your cat?
- He is kind, gentle and a bit bossy, and he has the talent to mathematical calculations. Ask him to multiply two numbers.
- Well, how much will 7 to 5? Amazing... But we judge solely on appearance.
- Just like in life.

As a rule, the last judgment dream of the citizens, the citizens do not have bad judgment.

- You do not have children, the decision is made by you, by mutual consent, but I remind you that you have the use of the legal term - 3 months to think it over. Allow yourself to assure you... you Seem to get along well with each other!
- That's why we're getting divorced!

- How old are you, Bulat the Joker?
- O righteous judge! Me for so many years, how many clever thoughts in my head of my ass.
- And how many clever thoughts in the head of your donkey?
- Exactly one more than in your head.
- It's not very smart, your ass, Bulat the Joker!
- What can you do, mister judge, - donkey...
- Answer me one last question: why did you want to steal the magic carpet?
- What if I told you the truth that I will?
- You will rasproschalsya with his head!
- And if the truth?
- Then your head will raspustitsya with you!
- The price of one, though the products are different!

The Cary Agos Case. In this case more remakes than "spider-Man".

You should not flout the laws. (If you pay the money, I'll take it back)!

Those who never breaks the law, do not rise to the position. Usually kill them one way or the other, because they lack the initiative of survival. For those who, like you, breaks the law, the situation is different. The law severely punishes them if they fail to get around him.

No wonder this island is called Negro, he thought, - here it is really dark.

They provoked me!
- Provoked by what?
- Provoked... anything. But they are clearly tried!