Movie: Liar, liar (Liar Liar)



Want money? Here, take this. Only it will not bring you happiness!
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Your weight is 105 pounds? Yes, one bra!
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- What are you doing?
- Beat my face! You don't mind?
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- Mr. judge, I object!
Why?
Because it breaks all my defenses!
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I stand before you on my knees in a suit for $ 900!
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- The boss is calling Scowl. He robbed another store at knifepoint. He needs your attorney's advice!
- Stop breaking the law asshole!
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- Hey, Fletcher, how's it going?
Horrible, disgusting and hopeless!
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- You scratched my car!
- It already was!
- A liar! Know what I'll do?
What?
- Nothing! I can only moan of impotence, or poison gases through the exhaust pipe!
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- Thank you! You have no idea what this means to me!
- Imagine, one thousand six hundred fifty dollars and eleven cents.
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- What is the mood of the parties?
Thank you, good.
- And you, Mr. reed?
- I'm a little upset about yesterday's failed sex.
Quote Explanation: In court.
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- Hey, are you the new tenant?
- Yes, moved to Monday.
- How do you like it? Like?
- Everyone here is so nice!
It's because you have big Boobs!
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Sisters, Wake up! The weaker sex does not exist!
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You searched for Miranda!
Tell her I broke my leg and I had to shoot!
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- My teacher said that the beauty of the person inside.
- So say the freaks.
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- My mom's a teacher.
- And your dad?
- Mmm. My dad... He's... a liar.
- A liar? Oh, I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
- Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
- Oh! I see. You mean he's a lawyer.
My mother is a teacher.
- And your dad?
- Mmm. My dad... He's a liar.
- A liar? I'm sure you didn't mean a liar.
Well, he wears a suit, goes to work in the court and addressed the judge.
- Oh, I see. You wanted to say, your dad is a lawyer.
Quote Explanation: in English the word liar (a liar) and the lawyer (attorney) sound almost the same.
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