Character: Henry Deacon

Snake, always a snake.

Anyone who says he understands women is either naive or lying.

Just an incredible confluence of meteorological disasters.
- Um... Unthinkable a hurricane.
Whirling cyclone of instability in the cryosphere.
- Ice vortex of death.

Stupid short-sighted system. Fargo turns a relic of the Cold war into something beautiful and gets on the head, because his child is trying to help us avoid disaster.
- He gets on the head, because his baby is holding us hostage.

- Tell me that you don't believe in aliens.
- I believe in Occam's razor, in other words, in economy of thinking.
- Um... Easier.
- Two equal predictive hypotheses it is necessary to choose one with less assumptions. For example, after a hurricane in the forest fell a tree. First hypothesis: the tree fell down in a hurricane, and the alternative hypothesis - because of the hurricane crashed into a tree, a spaceship.

Scientists are so smart, have they not heard about calligraphy?
- I'm sorry, but what would you prefer calligraphy or progress?
- Tequila!