TV series: Useless education (Bad Education)

- BDSM?
Library Discussion Board Magdalena.

- Think you got balls to play this silly game? That's what I'll tell you. My balls are much bigger than yours.
- Well, it's written in the mens bathroom but I thought it was just a rumor.
- It's a metaphor, Mr wickers. Let me hit you with another. You're skating on very thin ice. And that ice is cracking under the weight of me and my huge balls!

So, I need to inspire some honesty, so I need one of you to lie about being gay. This will help my class look very professional.
- Sir, after a good self-critical analysis and intensive process of self-discovery I came to the conclusion that I am gay.
- Very nice, Stephen. But what we need here is a surprise... Joe?

- I think I should take them all into a real adventure in the style of beara Grillsa. To teach survival at any cost in the wild.
- Why?
- And if "the Hunger Games" becomes a reality?
- Let's see you laugh when Jing kill one of your kids with a boom!

- You are intimidated by my teaching methods, right? But I make the lessons fun. If I were a font I would be Comic Sans, and Times New Roman you to the bone.
Shut your window! You know I'm Windings! Cookney.

- Sir, why can't we go paintballing?
Because he has no relation to school subjects.
AND THE ISO?
...
- TRYING with..?
- We're not going to paintball.

- Just give me a sheet with the ratings. Where is he?
- They're all here in my head. However, the name of any student, and I'll tell you the rating.
- Mitchell Harper?
Great.
- Chantelle Parsons?
Great.
- Natalya Lisovskaya?
Great.
- Natalya Lisovskaya Soviet double world champion in the shot put.
- What they do in their free time does not concern me.

We have to tell them the truth. But suicide may be too upsetting. Let's tell the children a little white lie so as not to upset them...
Speech:
And the bear tore off her face with a single blow. Bloodbath, everywhere!

This school's insurance policy does not cover the removal of the brain!

Shakespeare, Ying, is an English writer, who wrote "Romeo and Juliet" and "King says!".

- I can't believe you read this book!
- Book? I watched the show!

- Hey, is your dad a thief?
- No, he was a butcher in East Kilbride.
- ... Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
- Then your father was a surgeon, because he stole the brain of an APE and put it in the body of a hairy little girl.

- You thought Hitler's first name was Heil?
- Well, Heil Hitler.

"He's 23 I'm 15. What's it like?" On offense, Chantelle!
("He's 23, I'm 15, what will it be?" Illegal, Chantelle!)