TV series: The simple truth. Page 1
- How did you know that outside the special forces?
From Boris Ivanovich received a message: "Hold on, we are with you. Boris Ivanovich". Our Director does not suffer from delusions of grandeur, he would not write "We, Boris Ivanovich."
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 00:51
These people are not listening to teachers: they have finished school. However, I'm not sure they finished it.
Quote Explanation: On terrorists.
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 00:42
- You'll end up badly, son.
- Don't you see? He has a bad end.
Quote Explanation: The teachers try to quietly talk to the terrorist, a drug addict, but he believes that he "nothing to lose".
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 00:39
- Apparently, the assault can not be avoided.
- Are you crazy? During the assault, someone always dies of the hostages, and this is not a hostage, it is the children. You are aware of?
- And you are aware that when expires term of the ultimatum, they will begin to kill hostages, that is children?
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MegaMozg 13-10-2017 / 00:33
Something Santas ran, probably to thaw.
Quote Explanation: Dangulov in costume of Santa Claus running around the school here and there in search of a mask for the snow Maiden.
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MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 23:06
- The main thing - for me to come up with an original slogan!
- Cormorants - a blatant exploiter classmates.
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- I have already agreed, going to work as a janitor.
- And I?!
- Don't you want to work as a janitor.
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MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:39
To drink for absent parents is the same as to kiss the sleeping woman. Not for show, but for the soul!
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MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:38
Girls are evil like the Teletubbies with a hangover!
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MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:38
You see, our friend of the problem: Pronina argued Batey no place to meet... That is the opposite!
Quote Explanation: Kalitin had a fight with my father due to the fact that he believes his son's behavior immoral.
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MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:38
Help! He sang two glasses! Help!
Quote Explanation: "Grinders" pits "nerds" Weinstein and Volkov, but they guessed...
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MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:38
Here all scientifically proven: the Internet I downloaded.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:44
- And maybe to apologize to her, and stuff?
- Sorry, when a mermaid the splits to sit down.
Quote Explanation: Natasha was late for a date, and Daniel demands apology - "I'm a girl, have the right to be late".
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:33
- What is this rating? "Four" minus: four pulls, and the "three ways" to put a child's mind?
- Maybe my mind is not humanitarian.
- A stock character - not a male?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:33
Karin riddle me this: curly, arrived in the capital, nobody wants the name to "-Ian" ending. Guess the nationality.
- !!!
- D'artagnan is, nationality - French.
Quote Explanation: Igor clings to Karina, because, as always, can't humanly make a Declaration of love.
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