TV series: Balabol. Page 1

- Toilet paper left. It chews well and takes a long time to digest.

Nicolson, know what people are different from birds?
- No. What?
When they piss on each other on the head, this is not a good sign.

Any woman I like, you would probably have to go to a psychologist.

The waiting for the inevitable - a terrible thing!

Don't mess with me! Today I am unstable!

- And tell us, beckoning, what would you guy poison compote spiked?
- I wouldn't have to poison anyone, my character is not like that.
Yeah, I know about your gentle nature. The question is for what services you can sink a solid and valuable for a society of bachelor?
Well, if the bastard broke my heart for several years, and then would have said that he is very guilty and that all these years could not understand their feelings, and now he doesn't want me because he found the one, that wants to marry and even rings bought...