TV series: Balabol
Life is a strange thing... like a French horn.
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MegaMozg 22-06-2023 / 19:12
There are things more important than "important" calls.
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MegaMozg 22-06-2023 / 10:42
Known evil is always better than unknown.
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MegaMozg 22-06-2023 / 07:27
- I am the winner of the "Best Ham of the Year" contest!
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MegaMozg 22-06-2023 / 03:00
- You are also unpleasant to me, mister businessman ...
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MegaMozg 21-06-2023 / 21:48
Semyonovna, well, don't worry like that, but ... They told you - it's okay. Get out of me, you know, how many bullets have been picked up for the entire service - you can cast a dumbbell. Nothing, I walk, I don’t even cough.
Quote Explanation: General Postyshev, Varvara's adoptive father, was wounded.
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Viker 19-06-2023 / 08:21
Ay! It hurts, huh! ... The main purpose of the little toe on the foot is to make sure that all the furniture is in place.
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Viker 19-06-2023 / 08:21
If you are not in a hurry, then it is impossible to be late.
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MegaMozg 19-06-2023 / 08:21
Nicholson, I’m in such an incomprehensible mood right now ... Either I want flowers and music, or I want to kill someone ...
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Viker 19-06-2023 / 08:17
Listen, Nicholson, when do we have a day of provocateurs? January ninth? Well, there, pop Gapon, all that ...
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MegaMozg 13-06-2023 / 15:39
If the top three buttons are not fastened on the blouse, then the eyes and lips can not be painted.
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MegaMozg 13-06-2023 / 11:30
Why are we, the women, not so lucky, huh? As a good man shows up - no, he's already busy ...
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MegaMozg 13-06-2023 / 06:42
Fate cannot be prevented, you can only harm yourself.
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MegaMozg 13-06-2023 / 05:21
How! They twisted the little hands, and so that it would not be so painful and insulting, they spat on the back ...
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MegaMozg 13-06-2023 / 04:48
Well, my friend, they will put you on a chain now. And through a syringe, in the place where the back bifurcates, you will be injected with kindness to people for many years. So you'll get used to sitting.
Quote Explanation: says to the maniac.
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MegaMozg 12-06-2023 / 08:48