TV series: Men don't cry

A joke is funny when at least one person besides you.

- Guys, do you know who I am? Where?
- Are you aware that the interior Ministry set up a group of "extremists"? So, we do not care who you are, where...

I think I know how you drove a man to suicide - you just talked with.

Tea drink?.. My bag is! [pulls out his disposable tea bag]

- Look, you should be careful with the boss, yet not the last person...
- And noticed a strange feature, as is not the last person, it usually - the last bastard?
- Well, don't generalize.
- I do not generalize - life summarizes.

Well, for us, honest and incorruptible... well, idiots!

Appeared in the life of another goal -
I met the girl of Paradise.
The life around has changed suddenly.
I forgot their friends.
Apple tree, my Apple tree my Rainka!
Kotacka my kotacka my scarlet!
From love at all dried out as if bewitched,
The theatres began to walk, she loved ice cream.
Don't smoke, shaved the mustache, became similar to Gubina.
What you do to me - youth is ruined!

Will have good luck. Jeka, you know,
Can not be otherwise.
The sun will open their arms.
Oh, Oh, Oh... and you can swim.
Will have good luck. Jeka, you know,
Men don't cry.
It tears from the wind, it tears from the ashes.
Oh, Oh, Oh... they need to forget.
Swallows circling, the clowns laugh
Children grow up, the bullies fight.
Life is beautiful, everything is fine,
Very good.

Today killed my friend. He engaged in "Vneshprom" and killed him. On the orders of someone from your Caudle. But you can tell your masters that this will not help them. And you, the pubic louse, I'll drive the fucking broom from your stinking Bank to the detention center.