TV series: Staplers (Stitchers)

- What kind of love eggs?
- Not cooked by me.

- Captain's log: stardate 1215.
- Seriously?!
Look, I'm not teaching you how to be not entering into a relationship with a woman, and you don't tell me how to run a lab.
- Reasonably.

- How's your heart?
- Hurts a little...
- One day cease. I promise.

I know many who live in isolation for fear someone to get close. What you are the same! You push everybody away.

- You're cute when you worry about me.
It means I'm cute all the time!

You know what we need?
- do a thousand sit-UPS and create a Fund for sick children?

Passionately better to have loved and lost than never to have loved.

- What are you going to do? Imagine Camille lost the house to celebrate Halloween.
- Nightmare in the street Camille?
Yes. You know, a big spooky house Colorado? Imagine how that's not ironic, it made the city morgue.

- Biology, Medicine. Start. There! Dead or alive, but you're coming with me!
- Dirty Harry?
- No, it's Robocop. Ironically, we are dead through the noise live...

- We are declared abstinence. That's what we need, to refuse sex. A complete rejection of women. We will work on awakening our Kundalini rising. Immediately. We awaken her, refusing sex. No sex!
- Guys, you have never had anything...

- Are you going to eat out of the box? I gave a plate.
The taste will not change.

- Do or do not. Attempts do not happen... Yoda?!?
- Check sync tones, not for you. You look tired.
- I have a very good cordial relations with a quantum computer.

- Because of your gambling, you are not suspected of treason, like me and Kirsten.
- What is gambling?
- At your house five computers and two tablets and three smartphones. They are all set to your biometrics. Yesterday you played Minecraft, knights of the old Republic, tron legacy and the three parties of chess. At the same time! Dude, you worry me, you obviously need to find a girlfriend.
- Are Camille and Maggie, who could transmit the code "Sewing" blogger. But Camille could not, it was not her interest.
- Laynes, our Sherlock will not give an answer. If Camille is not the villain, then...
- Laynes, you have to find Camille and... That's my sweatshirt. My sweatshirt! Camille!!
Hey Kirsten?!! Can I borrow your sweatshirt out on a date with Linus last night?

Camille, you wore my favorite shirt yesterday?
What? No. What?
Just my shirt smells like curry that you love, and I can't stand.
- Can I borrow your t-shirt on a date last night?
- You can't ask something today that I gave yesterday!
- You don't know the difference between yesterday and today, so just do my request of yesterday, where she belongs.