SelfPub: Comic stishata

Hurtling me across
Six Hundredth "Mercedes",
My asphalt roller
More reliable, mate.

Chewing gum
pounds of five
you can sculpt the shoes
for the latter path.

Neighbors shouting, mats,
As much the wall vibrates.
Then Thomas bought a computer
Windows instaliram!

We are in the early mladosti hard
From fairy tales, with bright pillows
And vague aspirations Princess
Iterate through the darkness of frogs...

Two women during a smoke break
Sat and I was already criticized,
One of them was a skinny, stupid,
Stupid fat was different!

It was spring and the lady smelled
As a freshly picked plum.
Men admiringly gasped...
Still preferring beer.

What a joy
Anyone keen intelligence
Good stuff
(even my friend).

If you take colored paper,
Pen, scissors and glue,
And even a little bit of courage
You can make a hundred rubles.
Like, murder without dirtying hands,
With eyes as pure as summer sky,
The money to ship the suitcases packs
And that for it there was nothing...

When you look in a purse
Where instead of money, a pile of dust,
Don't say with anguish: No! ,
But with gratitude: he was!

And the poor, and rich,
We are equally necessary, -
The coroner said,
And wiped his knife on his pants.