Singer: Alexander Pushnoy
All so well-developed,
But from me you "got rid"
I wrote on the "personal" and in the mail
Looks like you don't want me...
Your virus protection
My virus a bit!
Have your password and your login
And I am now your "Sysadmin"!
What a nightmare, what a pain,
You changed your password.
Again... ahh...
But you did it in General, nothing,
I know the code
Word (Carrots).
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MegaMozg 26-02-2020 / 13:59
You're not "broken" in any way, But!
Someday I will hack you.
You won't break in any way, But!
And still you I get hacked.
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MegaMozg 26-02-2020 / 13:55
For the meeting materials
Made from the very beginning,
To act as it should,
The night before the presentation.
And at the meeting.
The user attention
Computer crashed, you press again.
And... a window opens with the German porn.
- Sorry, this is not my...
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MegaMozg 01-04-2018 / 03:07
You asked for the time off from work
Took a sick day until Saturday.
Myself with friends fishing
Vodka - liver is not a pity.
Vodka once is not enough
The drunk outside the shop
You're nose to nose met the boss.
Hi!....
And he has a number of issues...
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MegaMozg 01-04-2018 / 03:06
Our life is full of surprises
Hits us top hits us from below!
Pockets, health,
And in the spring beats with love.
Here towards bullies
And you tie and drunk
Tell them the comment.
- Th-a-at?
What to do in this state?
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MegaMozg 01-04-2018 / 03:05
Or woman beautiful
Romantic, wine and beer
And then driven to his
With gratitude to the fate.
All laid out like clockwork,
Broke a little sweat,
You're naked, she's naked,
But then came the wife sees it!
Hey, it's Light!...
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MegaMozg 01-04-2018 / 03:04
Smiling and waving!
Your waving, waving to our
Waving, waving, waiting for the applause!
This is the best in the world
From similar situations.
Smiling and waving!
Waving your waving ours!
Because the Sun is shining,
The shines and shines it!
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MegaMozg 01-04-2018 / 03:03
The island is a landmass surrounded by water. Sushi is part of the fish, surrounded by the Japanese.
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MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 10:52
This time I'll try to pull myself together and run away without yelling.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:32
Better to be smart and pretend to be a fool than be a fool and pretend to be smart.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:48
Motivation to do something, needs to be much higher than the motivation to do nothing.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:48
I was never a lavelas,
But now I'm afraid just panic,
When I namikaze eye
On big Tits!
Catastrophically!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:11
I could appreciate her mind and the scale of her personality,
But if not for her katastroficheski
Big Tits!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:11
Life, it seemed, was a success:
The best student in the class
Diploma school finished in red.
Everything seemed so beautiful.
Now friends don't remember anyone me.
Who is a businessman who is abroad.
All profession cool.
Flats, wives young.
Well, I'm a hairdresser!
Nobody wants to fuck...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:49
I'm a student.
Computer for a head, I beat her fuck
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:41
