prank [Theme]

That is hidden in my head.

Lower-level criminals - who are they? It's simple - they're the ones who want to be me, think that halfway to the power and money that I have. They dream of waking up and becoming a legend of the dark streets, which is whispered in the attic. To become a name from which the debtors' blood freezes in their veins and makes them turn around with every rustle. They feed on their illusions, and I don't mind. Such tricks for me, it's like for you the pampering of a child is a prank that causes laughter.

Adult prank - a conscious reluctance to part with childhood!

I don't know where to direct all that power.
Hump that tree.
Ha ha! Shut up!.

- Why don't you go barefoot?
Here?
It's too far. I can't relate.
- I did not ask.
- You're legs are tired. There are a lot of tourists who walk barefoot.
- I didn't see any.
- An elderly couple in my neighborhood go on a picnic barefoot.
I can't do that.
- Become bolder, when not the only one acting up (removes shoes). And not so lonely.

What a way to be naughty to the death.

Ha ha ha! I am the Queen of the castle! I am the Queen of the castle!
- Justice is already underway! And it will be delicious!
- Heads off!!!

For all the inspiration you need! Even for birds!

One fine summer day my friend told me for morning tea:
Cute! Today my wife and sister-in-law leave for three days. Is it okay if we leave you alone?
I good-naturedly replied:
- If you fear that I in this period will set fire to your estate, flood the blood and the surroundings illuminated by the glow of the fires, I will be naked and dance on the ashes of surly, that your fears are exaggerated by more than half.

One you know only "the Shawl,"
What a shame...
My, my dear, this "Shawl"
A simpler trick.

- You naughty, everyone knows Borderlands, smiled the magician. - Not in the face, so the description. I remember twenty years ago excellent was the scandal when you're with three of the same blockheads pepper pilfer.
- The loan took - homesick dwarf. - We had asked for, all honor honor.
- Of course, loan, agreed the magician. Me. And that man, the driver, was harder to convince. Four dwarf with the axe, the night, on a narrow but asking a little bowl of pepper - it was quite a sight. Mage smiled wistfully again. - He has a dog and it stuttered!

Propose to close in a room and tihohonko swear...

- This year you need to behave. If I ever get an owl with news that you did something wrong - blew up a toilet or...
- Blew up a toilet? I was amazed one. - We never blew up the toilets.
- And maybe try? - hemmed second. Great idea, thanks, mom.

This I naughty. I mean dabble.