military [Theme] Page 9

The military caste the most honorable. And what war is, what it takes to succeed in the military, what are the morals of military society? The aim of war is murder, weapons of war, spying, treason and the encouragement of it, the ruin of the inhabitants, robbing them or stealing for food of the army; deception and lying are called military stratagems; the morals of the military class - absence of freedom, that is, discipline, idleness, ignorance, cruelty, debauchery, drunkenness. And despite the fact is the highest class, respected by everyone. All the kings, except the Chinese, wear military uniform, and the one who killed more people, give more rewards...

"There", "Yes", "no" and "cheers!" - four words allocated to the serviceman. How to do a dissertation? Don't understand...

- Where's your syllabus?
- Not a strong outline...

And what you can do, comrade captain third rank, a submariner in the Royal Navy of Russia?.. I can:
From Toastmasters to the janitor,
From the spades to space,
From the ditch to the fleet!
Can - to wear, to carry, to dig, pour, paste!
Can - wipe with a damp cloth!
Can - again!
And to protect the Homeland?
And this is - "defend the Homeland". Homeland begins with a doormat... for a submariner in the Royal Navy of Russia... and chemist, sorry for the expression...

When he received his "cap two," he wandered on the pier drunk and yelling at three in the morning, there's a pink sunset, the lower layers of the atmosphere:
Star! Found! His! Hero!

A soldier chooses one obscene word and constantly walks with him.

It's always only think about the head, and there he was. Well, now relax. In the face of fear and pained look girls Polonyankin.
- Come here!.. Closer!.. Nothing to shake! Who are you?! I ask you: who are you? I tell you that? What do you think?! Who! Who?!!

Service in the Navy cannot be taken seriously, otherwise you'll go Batty. And the head cannot be taken seriously. And he yells at you because she yells, but because boss state should be.

What distinguishes the military from the rest of the bipeds? Much different! But above all, I think - the ability to sing in any time and any place.

He knew that the main damage to the fire chief brings the General's public criticism of his decisions. If you didn't want to get you started to ignore as a useless piece of furniture, have followed any decision to admit is brilliant. And only then, ostensibly to ensure that Junior officers have better learned the wondrous plan, you could ask for permission to make a number of modest refinements. After this foreplay adviser received a carte Blanche for any actions, though the whole of the original plan turn inside out.

The whole point in the uniform, only the uniform. Take away the military uniform and there is not one person who wanted to become a soldier.

In man, everything should be fine - epaulets, badge, underwear, otherwise it is not a person but a mammal.