transport [Theme] Page 3

Thanks to progress in communications and transport, one of the driving forces of globalization the distance between countries and peoples quickly erased.

The tram is the main form of transport, all he to give way. If you do not give way and it managed to stay alive after leaving the hospital you will be fined - to be careful!

Public transport real men always sit with their eyes closed because they hate to see women stand.

- Soaring above eating, not knowing the obstacles...
- ... the drivers of minibuses fly, fly, fly.

About the sense of humor of drivers of minibuses. One of the passengers asks the driver:
-"Stop, please, that a green UAZ".
Driver:
"The car drives off, to catch up?" ..

If you get carsick from riding on the bus is the main thing, little to stand on solid ground, to breath, to recover, and only then think what to do next.

- Natsu, Wake up! We must fight!
- Will not work. Train - magic monokat - Lucy. It three times today for a ride.
- What for?! I transport?!

Drove the bus.
There we go motherfuckers.
But we majors.
Wait for the bus.

In a big city, the pedestrians are the life of a Martyr. They introduced a transport ghetto. They are allowed to cross streets only at intersections, i.e. in those places where traffic is heaviest and where the hair which usually hangs the life of a pedestrian, the easiest to break.

- What is my role?
- Two tickets to Los Angeles.
- Buy-sell?
To sell.
- To sell? Sell... sell... a thousand.
- Wonderful! And there to buy three tickets.
- What transport?
- Cheaper.
- Then on a donkey!

People on public transport are weird.
The blue hair they react more sharply than that of the man looking out the window a missing eye and crying...

In our bus without soap, only the driver will get.

As all together come to the end...

Russia scares me - people in buses look like they were being taken to the electric chair.