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If I hadn't become an actress, would go to the biologists?
Maybe. Since 5th grade I have, the only one at school was home petting zoo - some kind of rat with red tails, then rabbits, Guinea pigs. I take care of them. I wanted to treat animals. I then realized that the doctor no artistry not because he needs to inspire confidence in patients.
Quote Explanation: Interview, "the Inspector General.ru".
№ 373882   Added MegaMozg 04-07-2019 / 15:02
And I thought about how on that terrible night he is, a man in a white coat, the first doctor in the world working at the crash site of this magnitude, rescued the injured, terrified, and tormented by the radiation of people, as it gives them hope, because that night it was his only cure, stronger Relanium, aminazine and all drugs in the world.
№ 371977   Added Viker 10-06-2019 / 13:32
- Bullet is better not to pull out.
Says the doctor with absolute mortality!?
Quote Explanation: A wounded Joe Perry incognito brought to the pathologist for assistance.
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№ 371595   Added MegaMozg 05-06-2019 / 03:16
The doctor is obliged to be strict and be kind it seems. He does hurt people for their benefit...
Quote Explanation: On the "house concert" my friends answered the question of why he's good. At that time, he worked as an orderly and ambulance were writing songs.
№ 370065   Added MegaMozg 18-05-2019 / 04:15
Hardwood floors, doctors personal.
Quote Explanation: in Soviet times, was intended to treat only employees of the highest party and Soviet apparatus. The main criterion in the selection of staff to work in comfortable hospitals were not high professional level and personal data, as they said, "a clean slate".
№ 369419   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:24
- Evgenia, I'm a very good doctor!
- Jew?
- No...
- German?
- No...
- Dr. House?
- No.
- You're not even in the top three is not logged!
№ 368859   Added MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:33
- You have chosen a doctor?
- No, my first thought was a place in the cemetery to choose.
Why?
- But the new reform was read and understood - it is necessary to book!
№ 368858   Added MegaMozg 05-05-2019 / 20:32
I have two doctors: the left and right leg.
№ 367481   Added MegaMozg 22-04-2019 / 14:05
I love it when I hedge on all sides. What is called - without dark spots on the MRI.
№ 366871   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2019 / 10:34
When I feel good, I can revive the dead.
№ 366679   Added MegaMozg 15-04-2019 / 12:04
Optometrist in love will not help.
№ 365697   Added Viker 07-04-2019 / 08:25
Come, ride, fly a siren,
White nights in Leningrad.
Near the "Copper horse" you kiss me,
And then home, on the Petrograd.
№ 363143   Added Viker 04-03-2019 / 09:25
And Pushkarskaya to the Citizen, two of the bum downstairs early in the morning
Drank half of the bottle and suddenly decided,
One of them is wrong, the result is in the head hole,
That's what the eyes, is poured in the morning.
And Crosses, and timelines, and Skvortsova, and Stepan
We carry clients around the clock -
Drunken, broken, drunks, corpses, psychos, kids,
"Soon" is not comic.
Nine-nine-eight-eight, do not ask for mercy,
Labour like the Negroes on the plantations...
№ 363135   Added Viker 04-03-2019 / 09:24
Traffic lights, give visa runs "fast" on the call.
Someone at Pushkar pants,
There is anxiety on the face, is magnesia in a syringe,
Right now, it will be fine.
This is not for fun, more effective than no treatment,
Than its subsurface introduction.
After ten cubes if you didn't healthy
So, this is a misunderstanding.
Fly, opens it, says: "I am dying,
You wait, sooner in the coffin settles".
Immediately in the vein of diphenhydramine in the mouth habitually validol!
"Doctor, I, Oh, better don't You think?"


Alexander Rosenbaums of Emergency doctor boosieanna tittivate
Quote Explanation: Written to the tune of Vladimir Vysotsky "Morning exercises" about his then-work as a doctor of ambulance.
№ 363133   Added Viker 04-03-2019 / 09:24
Don't short cut nails, the skin coarsens, the tips lose sensitivity. Have you ever assisted?
Yes. In Moscow there.
Well, good time to start. You know the joke: Doctor to the patient before surgery says: sick, that you so worry, all goes well. The doctor, it's my first operation. Doctor: well, I, too, first, but I kept...
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№ 362919   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2019 / 17:52