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- Look, do one thing there behind my corset has a knife.
- Wait, you have a knife... and a gun? What do you all this?
- Uh... to protect their honor.
- And she who is encroaching?
Quote Explanation: Big momma is a cover of a special agent Turner, a woman of impressive dimensions.
№ 243635   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 18:10
And where is your proof that you are who you say you are?
- [showing a pistol under his jacket] That's good enough for you?
- Oh, it is!
№ 235075   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 09:51
May: - Petrovich, you've heard the tale of porridge axe?
Kruglov: Well...
May [he pulls a ladle out of a pot noodle gun]: - And about the soup of the gun?
[Pause.]
May: - if he Can get to the recipe, confused?
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№ 230718   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:44
But you person inferior. Instead of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun.
№ 226305   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 14:18
The pistols lack of candor.
№ 210717   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 13:10
I will give three dozen of his thugs for one person who can solve issues by talking.
№ 131674   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:59
I have a gun, and the one who thinks he can take it away from me, deadly wrong.
№ 127350   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:31
Funny, isn't it, that the diameter of the lipstick exactly matches the forty-five caliber?
№ 98197   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 01:46
There I pulled the foreskin of the gun, and revel in the orgasm trigger.
№ 45261   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:52