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"I'm cold, please help
I'm cold because I'm all alone!"
In response I hear : "Sorry!
You're strong, she'll warm up..."

Each sex can do one thing well. Women give birth and men can kill. We - I consider myself an honorary man is the stronger sex. We breaks through, enter and seize. The fact that I can only on the analogy with sexual terminology, I'm not discouraging, I feel it in my bones, in my genes intact.

I don't know why women are demanding everything that is in men. Because women, among other things, there are men.

Doctor! You never know what he wants! He wants to marry me, but his heart is emaciated. He's just sweaty owl.
I don't think the owl may sweat. But the image is still compelling.

Mother, was not born yet so the woman could deceive a man.

How nice to be one,
You'd think
You can cry,
Can key,
His soul open.
How nice to be one,
I thought,
On the other hand.

The perfect man can only give birth to itself.
(To find the perfect man, needed to have it.)

A man without a wife like a tree without tracks.

A man loves usually women who are respected, a woman usually only respects the men he loves. Therefore a man often likes women who are not worth loving, and the woman often respect men, which should not be respected.

- All guys are assholes by definition, and they do not need large space to make you dumber.
- Thank you!
- It's not your fault, it's genetics... And then you lose more brains in gyms.

Male idiocy, in particular, appears as follows: the vast majority of men in response to the question “On what complain?” respond with irritation: “Oh, was sent to the cardiologist”.

The Union of foolish men and foolish women creates a mother-heroine. The Union of foolish women and clever man creates a single mother. Union smart women and foolish men creates a normal family. Union of intelligent men and intelligent women creates flirtation.

Discipline and control makes the man a man.

... the guys do look very strange, these funny, flat bodies and weird heads. As Jane said, it's ugly beings who wear their reproductive organs on the outside. Poor thing!