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- Where can I get a tattoo, so mom didn't see?
- My mom on the back.

If you are very annoying question, how will look your tattoo
old age, suggest it is better to think about how much you will in old age
teeth and hair, will you be a member and whether you go under
yourself

Tattoos as a sign of the times, they are reminiscent of some period in the life of...

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. For the long haul.

"Later, I noticed that his neck tattoo - dashed red line and the words "cut here". I just followed the instructions".

- Why on thy right cheek tattoo of the Chinese symbol for "soup"?
- It's not "soup", it's "bravery".
Not at all. But I guess you need to have a great deal of courage to demonstrate that love to the soup.

- Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in obscene places. She has a tattoo lower back, you know what that means?.. She loves in the ass!
Really?
- I noticed that the tattoo on the tailbone - a sign of the tendency to promiscuity.
- I don't know...
- Her nose pierced!
- What? This means that she loves in the nose?

When she [the nun] had a seizure, I had to unbutton her blouse to administer CPR and I learned two things: nuns can have nice Breasts and she had a tattoo on her shoulder of a skunk. Perhaps it's the sacred skunk of Joseph, but, as far as I know, Catholic foster care and monasteries do not keep tattoo parlors in their refectories.

- We glued the wig.
- So.
- Draw a tattoo.
- So.
- And put in jail.
- So... what is it?