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Cannibalism inherent in the people. As a child, they bite their nails. Growing up - eat each other's brains.

- No! This Granny!
- "It's Granny!" I ate my grandmother! Chewed a week, she was huge as a whale.

The card Queen from "Alice in Wonderland" is considered normal to cut the heads off anyone who she didn't like. But okay I could see that she at least Card, fictional Queen. Workers of modern animal farms, slaughterhouses, how do you explain this oddity?.. The strangeness of your she, even more anomalous than the Card Queen. Even fictional Queen not have thought of before, then, after killing another, and sell the bodies or heads of dead characters in the grocery store under the guise of food. Horror. Yes, Yes, I'm talking about modern "Super-morgue-Markets" and meat departments of the supposedly resolved and edible animals. This is the same as if in the days of cannibalism, people were allowed to have people exclusively homosexual, but banned, for example, to use of people of traditional orientation. - So, the tribe Tupi-Namba, listen all carefully: gays, lesbians eat, the other not or Vice versa: can the traditional, gay, lesbian not to touch. Those who can't, their meat is inedible, and it is not Christian. Everything understand?.. Tribe Minzdrava Yumba will formally adopt the standards.

- Don't have. We are not food. We inhabitants of the Earth! We are not your enemies. Okay?
- We were sent here by the Supreme leader, to eat chelovechinki, dipped it in the sauce... Yes, I'm joking. I am a vegan. But what is pizza without cheese and ham?!

Why be a cannibal when there's pizza?

People will their bodies to science, but the cannibals still nobler will.

Ordinary wolves were cannibals by nature, but those that looked like people were much worse.

During gym class, Alex Finster, knowing that Peter is in the radius of audibility, said that he had heard, it was alleged the Gypsies, ***anye Gypsy cannibals, for which she was chicken to taste.
Actually, human meat is more like bacon, ' said Peter.

It's funny, but your knighthood from the hands of the Queen I was only playing the role of estetiziruetsya devourer of human flesh. But before that, I beat a bunch of kings, British spies and other positive characters.

One day I was walking from Dover to Calais -
The road, believe me, was difficult, -
And the blue of the sea, on the bare rock
I met a Sad Sailor.
He hands broke, and the hair tearing,
Sad, sad were the words
The song he was singing,
And the song
Was as follows:
"I'm one captain, and a Midshipman,
And the Navigator of the brig "Dive".
I was his coxswain, and boatswain of a dashing,
And four rowers, and the cook."
And the poor guy was tearing all remnants of hair
With all his old forces,
And look asked:
"Well, ask me a question!"
So I asked directly:
- Sorry, old man, ' I said to him, -
I am also part of a sailor
And just because I can not understand
I do not understand how this is so:
You're one captain and the Midshipman,
And the Navigator of the brig "Dive".
You're his quartermaster, and the boatswain of a dashing,
And four rowers, and Kok???
And then the old man pants pulled up
(Pulled, like a seasoned sailor!),
He sneezed, he hiccupped,
He took a deep breath.
- Well, listen, - he said.
- On the seas, the waves
Today here, tomorrow there,
So we went on the brig "Dive".
We brasofilo Rei as fast as possible
But tell me - what good would that do?
We kept to the West (and the East)
From the island of Tenerife,
But what do you use to keep to the East,
If the rock is dumped on a reef?..
Who swallowed a wave - he went to the bottom...
And we were seventy-six!
We pulled all gichki,
But at roll call
Only ten answered: "Is!"
He wanted the captain and the Midshipman,
And the Navigator of the brig "Duck",
Is like a helmsman, the boatswain of a dashing,
And four rowers and a cook.
There is no worse affliction than to sit without food.
But a sailor sailor - friend and brother.
And to help all out of trouble
Every life glad to donate!
And first Navigator was in the boiler
(He always we paved the way!),
And behind him the captain went
(It was undercooked. Just a little bit).
And there - the helmsman, the boatswain of a dashing,
(By the way - who was a pig);
And, in the end, the four rowers
We dokusai Kok and me.
Yes, with the cook we were left alone
And began to take counsel:
One of us - him or me
Friend to go to lunch...
Kok said, "I am the truth I can not hide,
At least not brag love
I can you cook a stew -
Not ashamed to serve the king!
You think soup company?
It's a subtle thing - cooking!
And the layman nothing will ruin the good
Rather, me."
Hurtful words I could not tolerate,
And I paddle his Kok!
So boastful Kok I got by heart,
And since I, alas, alone!
Since I don't eat (and hardly drink),
And sorrow torments my soul,
And no one believes me when I sing
True song
His:
"I'm one captain, and a Midshipman,
And the Navigator of the brig "Dive".
I was his coxswain, and boatswain of a dashing,
And four rowers, and the cook."

Does Ogre have the right to speak on behalf of eaten them?

Offensive to the victim, if the Ogre in disgust, spits it out?

Who would anyone chasing at this point, I intend to eat them.

Whenever possible, one should eat the rude.