Character: Michelangelo (Mikey)

Dude, how could he test a flying machine in the sewers?

- Look! Star car!
- How do I look?
As usual, buddy.
- That's what I was afraid of.

- A little to the right. No, no the other right.
- I'll give you another right, Mikey! Right hook!

Why do we always end up in very scary situations? Don't know, maybe this is our karma. As if we did something bad in a past life. I mean really bad, super horrible, I put under the face of the whole world, destroyed Tokyo. If you think about it, it is probably the fault of Rafa. Everything bad that happens to us due to the fact that the RAF has done something bad in their lives. Okay, it makes no sense to mourn the past life. I suppose I should take everything in as it is, and always be ready to answer.

- So you are really in full neponyatki, where are we?
- Mikey, it's all Krang. He...
- Raph, they, probably, do not know who Krang. Donnie?
- No question, Leo. Kreng - tropiansky criminal from Dimension X, has become an intergalactic tyrant. He...
In General, as he said. But we're the coolest heroes in our Universe, right? Krang wanted to put us in Dimension X, so we foiled the invasion.
But instead, we were on another Earth. It's much cooler!
Krang sent us through the multiverse into the world with a unique frequency. This macrocosmic constellation...
- Donnie, don't technojargon!
- Chill Out, Raph. In General, we are not even surprised that in this new universe rules one intergalactic tyrant. We knew we needed to stop Brainiac, or we...
- Bro, come to the most important! As soon as we kicked ass Brainiac, I asked the crazy lady clown where to find tasty pizza and she's like, "Turtle, now I will treat you supercolony pizza!" I swear to shell, pizza was a blast!
- Mmmm!
Krang thought that beat us. But in the end, his plan backfired.
- You know what Harley salt pizza? Edible nanobots 5-U-9-3-R. It healthy have strengthened our strength and vitality.
- In other words, we have ultracomposite.
- Kranga simply had no chance.
Yes, you can say that this adventure is freaking awesome multiplied our turtle power!
- Ugh, crap!
- Epic fail!
Even Shredder...
Are you serious?
- It was disgusting!
Come on, guys! OK, I was joking!..

- Your coat is so cool, and I'm not allowed to wear them...
- Okay.
- There was a mishap with the blender. I didn't mean it...
- You don't have to tell me about it.
- He sucked me and I flew across the room. Stains from pizza ruined my favorite pair of underwear.
- Please, stop it.

- Well, let's see if I remember. April, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Raphael...?
- Dude, I'm Michelangelo! As the author of the statue of David. Well? The Renaissance is beautiful!

Okay, I'm confused. Shmakoviana also tore, and all that...
- So we thought.
but he returned with a lady in tights from the leaves?
- Looks that way.
And now we team up with a strange Ballydine in raincoats?
- It is.
Hmm... This is the best day of my life!

- I feel something!
- Mikey!
I think that's a gargoyle... a Very angry gargoyle.

- ... Mikey, this is serious!
- Yes, you're serious. We can't fight crime like a badass super-heroes! We can't give anyone on the surface to see us! We can't throw things out of the room Donnie!..
Wait... What?!
- No Vantukh attached to your monitor, Donnie. It's not about you.
- It sounds particularly disgusting...

- You guys need to see this!
- I'd love to, Donnie, but don't want to interrupt the lecture Leo.
"The ninja are secret, we can't risk such stunts in public. Even if we had to cut down this Bank robber, just imagine if..."
- I don't know what it is, but it sounds very crazy.

- ... Answer me! I Am The Retribution! I Am The Night!
- What are you trying to say? He passed out.
- Damn it! You know how much I've been preparing for this phrase?
- I think he passed out on the fact that you presented "Retribution."

Oh, it's not so bad. An ordinary robot.
Ha! I imagined it much worse.
- And how exactly?
- I don't know, he could be mustachioed or with an ugly goatee... But! Ah! It is similar to chewing the cud with a face.

Donatello, in a purple dressing - a brilliant technician or a technical genius. Rafael, the one in red is kind of a good Teddy bear, don't try this kind bear to tease. It is Leonardo, the blue headband is the leader, silent but very dangerous. And I was Michelangelo, the orange. I three-in-one - mind, power and irresistible charm. Ladies call me Mikey.